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A UBO is an Unidentified Buying Object.
Hobbies - buying, buying and more buying; being mean to relatives.
A UBO (Unidentified Buying Object) is a person/creature that always buys things even if they do not need it. Be warned, UBO's will take money, etc. if made angry.
edit How To Spot a UBO
A UBO is usually seen hunched on a computer and eating food in their room. UBO's are also very angry when around relatives, but act kind when there are no relatives.