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- Lay down near Wikipedians.
- Light the fuse.
- Wait for bomb to explode.
- Watch Wikipedians dissolve, and listen to them scream in pain.
edit How to make one
You make an Uncyclo-Bomb by following these steps:
- Unfill a potato.
- Fill potato with The Truth, and combustible of your choice.
- Cap potato.
- Insert fuse into potato.
- Move yo' ass, bitch!
While Uncyclo-Bombs are now mass-produced by machines, making one yourself will ensure the bomb has soul, which Wikipedians particularly dread.
The Uncyclo-Bomb is used by terrorists attacking Wikipedia, not Uncyclopedia or Encyclopædia Dramatica. Terrorists have a low opinion of the weapon, but have created a prototype of a modified Uncyclo-Bomb that can kill anyone except terrorists.
^ Must be capped. Without, it won't work.
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