Here is a comprehensive list of all the characters that appear throughout the series.
| Name
| Description
| First Appearance
| Dead or Alive?
|
| Benson DuBois
| A housekeeper of Shamus's House. He likes to yell.
| Episode #54
| DEAD (in Episode 180- we killed off the character)
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| Shamus O'Perandi
| A convicted felon and a member of the Irish Mafia. He is an expert in improvised weaponry.
| Episode #54
| Aye.
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| Timothy Engelsfair
| A communist door-to-door advertiser skilled in the use of dressings, safes, Goatses, and close combat using a hammer and sickle. Local shock image.
| Episode #54
| Dead, But occasionally appears in Hell.
|
| Darth Communist
| Timothy's transformation after a wish by the monkey's paw.
| Episode #88
| Dead, But occasionally appears in Hell.
|
| Adam Uncyclop
| Ally of Von Dizberg's, Ouroboroist, Canadian, member of the Army. Fluent speaker of simlish. Orange belt in Hapkido, a Korean martial art. Aspie.
| Episode #54
| Most definitely ALIVE!
|
| Albert Von Dizberg
| Rich pipe-smoking Ouroboroist from Germany.
| Episode #54
| Er geht. (He lives)
|
| Dr. Supwealuhop
| An Indian doctor who is especially skilled in the ancient Hindu secrets of curry powder magic.
| Episode #56
| Vishnu confirms it.
|
| John Emmzed
| A Canadian Lumberjack who is okay. He chops all night and sleeps all day.
| Episode #55
| He's a lumberjack and he's okay.
|
| René Corsaire
| A French Privateer skilled with the use of a cutlass. He sails on a clipper ship, and oversees a trade route for French Indochina.
| Episode #54
| Oui
|
| Gen. Han Soson
| The General of an Army of Grues. He has many members and often supplies the group with weapons. Also is fluent in simlish.
| Episode #54
| Clone exploded. Original still alive.
|
| Nikita Starveshchev
| An executive for Uncyclopedia Britannica, Inc. He is very rich and has a large influence over the Russian Mafia. Boris is his bodyguard.
| Episode #54
| Alive.
|
| James Priest
| A God-obsessed Roman-Catholic priest who oversees the funeral of Jules, and helps the group out with God.
| Episode #54
| Alive and Dead
|
| Officer Ronalds
| Corrupt officer, communist, hunted the Grueslayer, now member of the team, making Engelsfair happy.
| Episode #62
| Dead, But occasionally appears in Hell.
|
| Zatoichi
| A blind swordsman from the far east who has a grudge against Corsaire.
| Episode #54
| Alive
|
| Eno Aquarii
| Trained and qualified Jack Bauer follower. Has the ability to use telekinesis, though only within a 4.7 meter radius, although he never uses it when it would be useful or practical.
| Episode #66
| TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!
|
| Lord Flandos
| A French lord transported to the present via a time warp. He oversees Corsaire's operations. He has recently been turned Scottish by the machinations of a supposed villain called Alka'anad, whom he has sworn to pursue for his meddling in time.
| Episode #73
| Alive
|
| Braycat
| A Shoshone Chief, married to Keira. He is an expert in archery.
| Episode #58
| Alive
|
| Keira
| The wife of Braycat. Descendant of Sacagawea
| Episode #58
| Alive.
|
| Thomas Starnes
| A well-known burglar.
| Episode #75
| Should be alive.
|
| Alka'anad
| Enemy of Lord Flandos. He is a megalomaniac, manufacturing the hell out of heres in a secret base high in the Yukon.
| Episode #73
| Alive, but with lots of broken limbs
|
| Robert Charles Murphy
| Enemy of Dr. Supwealuhop. He uses basil magic to raise to control people, dead or alive, for his crazy schemes.
| Episode #73
| alvie nad rundk. (Alive and drunk.)
|
| SWAT Officer L.
| Captain of the local SWAT force.
| Episode #75
|
| Ngo Dinh Diem
| The communist hating president of the former South Vietnam. He vows to make credit cards out of Engelsfair after his communist Goatse spree. Freind of Sensei
| Episode #79
|
| Ho Chi Minh
| The communist leader of Vietnam. He is the sworn enemy of Ngo Dinh Diem.
| Episode #83
|
| PONG-##
| A Protocol droid who always asplodes/breaks down/dies, and always has to be remade from whatever is left of him.
| Episode #100
| More PONGs to come
|
| Miss n00b (Cerid Marie)
| A n00b in the n00bforce. Not a n00b as of episode 106.
| Episode #59
|
| Hinoa Cox
| A smart-mouthed doctor who is brother to Dr. Perry Cox. He is the only man Ronalds fears.
| Episode #104
|
| Kim Bauer Aquarii
| Son of Aquarii and Keira. Has Asperger Syndrome. Very smart, knows how to use blaster pistols.
| Episode #105
|
| Argon File
| Capitalist guy who likes to burn stuff. Repaired ED.
| Episode #97
|
| Doctor Trousers
| An incompetent colleague of Hinoa Cox. He got his license from the back of a Lucky Charms box. After high voltage electroshock due to his stupidity, he was granted the intelligence of a theoretical physicist with a phD in asskicking.
| Episode #108
|
| Father Capercorni
| The mad protestant priest of Ravenholm. He has tendencies to be psychopathic.
| Episode #113
| Killed by Alka'anad.
|
| Sean Connery
| The name ish Connery, Sean Connery.
|
| Yesh. He'sh shtill alive.
|
| Kato Grey
| Brother of Dorian Grey. Video game addict. Loves Halo.
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| Dr. Rudolph/Mr. H
| A man who was permanantly scarred from the infiniban he suffered a time ago. Afterwards he gained a second personalty he tries to keep locked away. However, this creature, Mr. H can and will come out whenever he is exposed to hot water. A former colleague of the following doctor.
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| Dr. Strangeherr
| The mad doctor whose quest it is to find the perfect brain. To date, he has only been shown on screen twice, but you could only see his shadow.
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| Mina Stranger
| A vampiric chemist bitten by Mackenzula Von Pants.
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| Ed Kaine
| A chronicler who is rather average in every sense of the word.
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| Random Guard
| The most compentent underling.
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| The Klotski Kallir
| Killer, likes putting its victims in escapable but dangerous traps.
| Episode #131
| Alive?
|
| Annie Soson
| Han's violent daughter.
|
| Muganez
| An amazing human being with a black hole for a stomach. He can eat more pancakes then BENSON.
| Episode #162
| Alive.
|
| Agent MacFinn
| Very fishy individual (no pun intended)
| Episode #164
| Vanished out of existance.
|
| Derek Scott
| Crazy fanboy.
|
| Dead.
|
| Teh Writars
| Uncyclopedian and Meganew themselves. They argue with each other and completely mess up the show. Vainly.
|
| Both are alive.
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| Name
| Description
| First Appearance
| Dead or Alive?
|
| Moonshine
| A hippie who insists that mooses should be on the endangered species list with SAVINGS! He is a drug addict, and often passes out with SAVINGS!
| Episode #54
|
| Jules Nintendorulez
| A video game addict and a friend of Benson DuBois. He was killed by Codeinov after an attempt to extract information for Nikita.
| Episode #54
| Dead
|
| Boris Codeinov
| Nikita Starveshchev's bodyguard. He was a member of the Russian Mafia until his death by Corsaire's sword.
| Episode #54
| Dead
|
| Lauren Waterstill
| The landlord.
| Episode #54
|
| The Baron
| A former leader of the Umbrella corporation. He was burned at Jules's funeral after attempting to eat him, due to his condition of being undead.
| Episode #54
| Dead again
|
| Brad A. Pacer
| An officer for the FBI who was after Albert Von Dizberg for his connections to the mafia. He posed as a tourist.
| Episode #61
|
| Sensei
| The traveling companion of Zatoichi. She is quick and prefers not to use the sword.
| Episode #54
|
| Shandion Garm
| A celebrity who owns a dog called Garm.
| Episode #55
|
| Indy Hymn
| An expert in death metal bread and an advocate for Contents, enemy of Adam Uncyclop.
| Episode #54
|
| Froggy
| One of the two leading members in Han's army, and a killer poison dart frog. He guards things for Han, sometimes at odds with Adam Uncyclop.
| Episode #57
|
| Dunecat
| Indian owner of a spice stand.
| Episode #61
|
| The Grueslayer
| A slayer of grues and an enemy of Officer Ronalds. He was killed by Emmzed.
| Episode #62
|
| Blaning Serian
| A schizophrenic serial killer with a lot of alter-egos. Armed and dangerous.
| Episode #70
|
| Robert Gates
| The Secretary of Defense for the United States.
| Episode #70
|
| George W. Bush
| The president of the United States. He is the Decider.
| Episode #71
| Dead.
|
| John Metro
| Vandal under many aliases.
| Episode #78
|
| Anonymous
| Random vandal with no name.
| Episode #78
|
| Captain Powershot
| Moronic leader of the Vandals.
| Episode #78
| Killed by Han.
|
| Sargeant Mhale
| A drill sergeant from the United States Peace Corps. He likes to yell.
| Episode #79
|
| Corperal Shek
| Diem's personal gopher boy often responsible for executing Diem's commands for him.
| Episode #79
|
| Chronos
| Greek god of Uncyclopedia.
| Episode #83
|
| Flames O'Brien
| A member of the Irish Mafia, and a friend of Shamus.
| Episode #84
|
| Slipherius von Jamssen
| A random German Military guy. Friend of Dizberg.
| Episode #86
|
| Llegobi Wan Kellegobi
| Random Jedi Master that comes into conversations at the worst possible times.
| Episode #88
|
| Arvel Chinchilla
| A pilot against commies.
| Episode #89
|
| Doppelganger
| Reincarnated version of Blaning, shapeshifts to look like people
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| Gertings Mann
| A creepy broke Jamaican with a cold. He is Moonshine's dealer.
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| Tortilla Hundurd
| An Illegal Mexican from Outer Space. Likes tortillas. Arch-enemy of Benson.
| Episode #111
|
| Garm
| Shandion's dog. Often killed. The Kenny of TYATU.
|
| Aliveish
|
| Borgat
| A member of the Borg who was kicked out for being just as dense as Trousers. The key differences between the two are the accent and the cybernetically enhanced body.
| Episode #109
|
| James T. Contestant
| Captain of a Starship in the comma brigade. He speaks like he forgets his lines.
| Episode #109
|
| Manfred Scotchy
| The engineer of the starship. He doesn't like scotch.
| Episode #109
|
| Dorian Grey
| An immortal, and a pastry chef straight from Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian Gray with some editing of course.
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| Jack Thompson
| Scarred leader of an attack against the crew.
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| Mr. Enigma
| An underling who tries to bring the group into a situation.
|
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| Jed Ravent
| A friend of Ed Kaine.
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| Demsey
| First name never mentioned. World class chef and host of VFD's kitchen.
| Episode #123
|
| Johnny
| Capercorni's little brother, whom Capercorni must watch under Nikita's supervision.
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| Olde Lucas
| Authentic Medievalist. Only customer in final round of VFD's kitchen.
| Episodes #125
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| Henry Bons
| Pilot.
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| God
| The Lord. Really a chipmunk named Chippy.
|
| Alive.
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| Molly Tov Nye
| Mad bomber. MALE.
|
| Alive.
|
| Billy Tundra
| The teacher at the high school in "The UnIncredibles". He makes occasional appearances.
|
| HE IS STILL ALIVE, AND HATES MUGANEZ AND CERID!!!
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| Bio Alka'anad
| He is the gooey main villain of "Bio Alka'anad".
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| Joseph Kartono
| A mysterious cop who gets hit by a car and was sent back to the 1980s.
| Episode 180
| Alive. Of course, he was in a coma for two years.
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