The writers of the Young and the Uncyclopedians are always looking for ways to piss people off or rather stick new characters into the show. Here you can give it your best shot to have a new character for the show. The catches:
Your character will be under a pseudonymn.
Your character might embellesh something on this site you were known for.
Under normal circumstances your character will have absolutely no correlation between the real you and the character.
Your character will never turn out how you want them to, not even if you offer a psuedonymn.
The character will be odd
We don't care if you want to be a Major Character.
Your character will probably have sex, or see sex
You may be a villain
You may replace Keira as the normal Damsel in Distress, even if male
You may be driven insane
We will never turn down a part, but we'll always delay that part for a time when we need another character.
You might think this list is getting excessively long.
So, in reality, you're auditioning to become some sort of actor...or something like that. Well, just post yourself and we'll see if we have any slots for you in future episodes.
Remember that these rules were set in place are sort of following in the tradition of the writing style of The Young and the Uncyclopedians while trying to compromise with the vanity policy, or rather just the latter.
I'm just throwing this out here on the vague hope that TYATU is still running, because I'm frankly not sure if it is.
Anyway, I'm embarrased just asking, but how about a small part for me? What am I famous for? Uh...well, I'm one of about two people to have actually been involved in the now-abandoned UnProvise, and I re-awoke editing of Grueslayer after a lengthy period of inactivity, and I've written a humble portion of it. Any chance? At all? Will a human being ever read this? BlueYonder - CONTACT
I'm reading it. I really hope nothing bad happens from this... but... you are in, Mr. Billy Tundra... --Meganew 13:59, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
[12:00] (Meganew enters the scene)
[12:00] Meganew: Hi there! I'm Meganew!
[12:00] Finnius: Hey! I'm auditioning right now!
[12:00] A n00b: LoL. GeT ReAdY To Be PwNeD FrOm AuDiTiOnS.
[12:00] (TheLedBalloon appears, and guns down A n00b)
[12:00] TheLedBalloon: Ehh. He asked for it.
[12:00] (Engelsfair enters)
[12:00] Engelsfair: Okay Meganew. Think of a plot twist to get into TYATU.
[12:00] Meganew: Uh... Maybe Kiera, Ford, and The Baron will find me in the forest?
[12:00] Engelsfair: Fine. How about you, Finnius?
[12:00] Finnius: I could be a random noob that appears atop the zombimobile.
[12:00] Engelsfair: Nah. (Pulls lever dropping Finnius into deep dark pit filled with grues)
[12:00] Engelsfair: How about you, TheLedBalloon?
[12:00] TheLedBalloon: I could be a worn-down dried up hermit you find hiding in a tree.
[12:01] (Engelsfair uses giant slimy tentacle to tie up TheLedBalloon)
[12:01] Engelsfair: Okay Meganew. It looks like you're in.
[12:01] Meganew: Yippee!!
[12:01] Engelsfair: We TYATU characters don't say "Yippee!". We say "Hell Yeah!".
[12:01] Meganew: Okay. Hell Yeah!
[12:01] Engelsfair: Oh, and you may have to rape or have sex with someone.
[12:01] Meganew: Okay.
[12:01] Engelsfair: Want to go play some Grueslayer PvP TYATU?
[12:01] Meganew: Hell yeah!
[12:01] (Engelsfair and Meganew go and play Grueslayer PvP TYATU level)
[17:43] * TomMayfair wishes his character would die
[17:43] <Kalir> In TYATU?
[17:43] <TomMayfair> Yes
[17:43] * Fag wishes he was in TYATU
[17:43] <Codeine> character assassination?
[17:43] <Fag> purely 'cos I'm so vain :p
[17:43] <TomMayfair> Please?
[17:43] <Codeine> I think mine died some time ago
[17:43] <Codeine> not that I've really read it
[17:43] <Kalir> We could have Fag assassinate Tom, kill two birds wif one stone.
[17:43] <Codeine> anyhow
[17:44] <Fag> haha that's cool Kalir
[17:44] <Kalir> He could be the Flamboyant Hitman.
[17:44] <TomMayfair> Mine is dull, over use of Communism, it's sickenin'
[17:44] <Codeine> I need to make the obligatory sequel to "An Uncyclopedian Christmas Tale"
[17:44] <Finntastic> haha :D.
[17:44] <Codeine> Fag could play, errr... the gay guy maybe
[17:44] <Fag> I could be the new token leftwing stereotype / token gay xD
[17:44] <Codeine> Finntastic will, of course, be the Love Interest
[17:44] <Kalir> Codeine: Not just the gay guy. The gay hitman.
[17:44] <Codeine> cool
[17:44] <Finntastic> :>
[17:44] <Fag> dun-dun-DUNN. :p
What do yew think? Myself, I'd be more than happy to be included, being the vain bastard
that I am :P ~FagxFS
Yes, put me out of my misery. Fag can replace me. I've never seen a deadhorse kicked so much in my life.
You can't die Tom. You have ingratiated yourself into Un too well. You're like one of those stains that you can't seem to completely remove from your BEST shirt, but you can't throw the damn thing out 'cause you love it so. (yes that was a compliment)
Well, I'll try to get you in, Fag. Tom, I'll lower the amount of randomness involving communism coming from your character. Plus, THERE IS AN AUDITION PAGE, PEOPLE! MarshalUncyclopedian!Talk to me!
This is pretty much just a request for if I somehow get lampooned here. In that event, nobody finds out my gender. Every time they think they have it figured out, something throws a wrench or tampon or football or something in the works. ЖKalirtotally not Wario at all 16:47, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
Seeing as your character would never be what you expect; anything really. If I had to have a preference it would be as some bumbling fool who manages to scrape by on sheer luck. That pretty much accurately portrays me really... --(Bonner) (Talk) 18:14, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
The only redshirt in a major battle involving lots of the main characters, and as a result is killed off fairly quickly. I'd prefer a really large air/land battle, like the one in episode 100. In the end, Priest calls upon God to bring some main characters to life, and I'm accidentally revived as well. After the incident, I experience a religious calling, and become Priest's first disciple.--YeOldeLuke 16:20, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
You've been added. Of course, it's not how you expected. ~
I'd like to join the party with Cainad. I'm the Secretary to the Chronicler, and I am also mediocre. Perhaps I could be Ed Kaine's pet, Jed the Raven. Kaine would sometimes ask me to edit or organize the notes or whatever, but I'd never follow through. Since I never really pipe up around here, I'l only speak when directy spoken to by Kaine. --Sir OCdtJedraventCUNUmPVFHPLSACSWH 11:04, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
You've been added, and you're aware of it, but I'm going just going to do this so others don't add another character under another pseudonymn. ~
King of wikiland,agtagonist,speakes Wikinese. I think we don't need his premisson since he's notable enough to have an article about him. Also when he's introduced think about him and Benson.--Scott 20:17, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
This guy has already made at least one appearance as himself on TYATU. --~
Insane, Crazy, and wierd. Remember especially his adventures on IRC as "Happy Cheery Fun. Yellow 130 would make a complete TYATU cast, And Yes, I am Yellow 130's Keeper. Famine charged me to do so. --CapercornFLAME!what?UNATOOWS 03:20, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
In a moment of delirious self-esteem, I decided I wanted to be "cool" like the other kids and partake of this new fad. I am best known as the first Chronicler of BENSON, secondly as mediocre, and thirdly not at all. I have written over twenty articles, none of which will ever see featuredom, yet will most likely not be deleted, which I consider a curiosity, if not an achievement. Whatever. --The AcceptableCainad(Fnord) 06:12, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
Just wait. We've already got a character introduced. But when you do come, Ed Kaine might be your name, and you might be an overly obsessive at chronicling everything for the group, in such a way it could be an in joke in itself. --~
Actually, I'd like to make a suggestion or two, just to ease the strain on your hard-working brains. Instead of having Ed Kaine crash into the heroes or vice-versa, how about they end up, for whatever reason, in a dumpy writer's studio, which Kaine uses for chronicling. He wears a hat, which may or may not be used in a gag, and he takes an annoying scholarly interest in every damn thing that so much as moves. After his studio gets blown up (inevitable, yes?), he follows the group around with a notepad in hand, not being particularly helpful, and obsessively asking dying characters for their "last words". But whatever you decide to do with him, just remember one single character trait: Ed Kaine is utterly mediocre. --The AcceptableCainad(Fnord) 04:39, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
Ahh, you should already KNOW what I'M famous for: Dirty Potter, the reviews for Dirty Potter, everything Dirty Potter. You can just look at the page under my userspace. And look at the Pee Review. You'll see. ForestAngelReceive Blessings! 05:26, 4 August 2007 (UTC)
Looking at the fact that Dirty Potter was huffed this month, I don't think your character would last long in TYATU. It could help, possibly. MarshalUncyclopedian!Talk to me!
I'm guessing you'd be assigned as a cronie for Dr. Strangeherr. --~
I say for. She could be a member of the team, though we shouild reference here past of about a day of fuming at Ljlego and everyone who voted "Delete" --Lt.High Gen. GrueThe FewThe Proud,The Marines 01:42, 5 August 2007 (UTC)
Alrighty. I'm going to work on another DVD Box set cover for season two as well as the missing entries from the page. --~