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Episode 79:Battle for the Old Republic

(Outside Vandal HQ. Vandals are running for their lives from Engelsfair)

Han: I'll get Engelsfair! I'll kill him!

Benson: NO! ENGELSFAIR IS IMPORTANT!

Han: OK, if Benson says so, I won't kill Engelsfair. Just punch.

Adam: Han, have a stress ball...

(Braycat and Keira unite, and embrace each other)

Braycat: I missed you...

Keira: I know...

Audience: Awwwwwww....

Han: Stop it. You guys are ruining the illusion. Crap, I broke the fourth wall.

Adam: Anyway...

Everybody in the play: Awwwww....

Adam: Stop that. We all know it's cute. Now back to the story.

Benson: BENSON IS BETTER THAN THAT AUDIENCE!

Han: Stop. Breaking. The. Fourth. Wall.

Emmzed: GET THE MORTAR!

(Han gets on top of APC, and prepares to use mortar to shoot the base)

Indy: Han, no! Engelsfair and Dizberg are still in there!

Dizberg: Uh... We are over here. Next to the APC.

Powershot: AHHHHHHH!!! <Pokes Han with pointy stick>

Han: Oh yeah... that is SOOOO threatening. <Fires gun into Powershot's heart>

Powershot: Nooooooooooooooooooo <dies>

(Braycat fires arrows into the vandal battalion)

(Engelsfair does goatse. People scream, and eyes bleed.)

Everyone except Engelsfair: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Everyone faints)

Engelsfair: What?

(Engelsfair does Communistse!)

Everyone butt Engelsfair: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Engelsfair: What?

(Engelsfair paints the Vandal base in Hammers and Sickles)

(Han gets up, looks at the Vandal HQ, and faints)

(Braycat wakes up)

Braycat: What did you do?

Engelsfair: A GOATSE!

Braycat: What is a goatse?

Engelsfair: This.

(Engelsfair does goatse)

(Braycat faints. Again. Engelsfair sees his ass in a mirror. He fails to faint.)

Engelsfair: Uhhhh...

Audience: END THE EPISODE! END THE EPISODE!

(Credits roll, with a notice saying: "Not responsible for goatse related deaths. Next episode will have most goatse removed, and there will only be story.")

Watch the next episode...



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