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Episode 79:Battle for the Old Republic
(Outside Vandal HQ. Vandals are running for their lives from Engelsfair)
Han: I'll get Engelsfair! I'll kill him!
Benson: NO! ENGELSFAIR IS IMPORTANT!
Han: OK, if Benson says so, I won't kill Engelsfair. Just punch.
Adam: Han, have a stress ball...
(Braycat and Keira unite, and embrace each other)
Braycat: I missed you...
Keira: I know...
Han: Stop it. You guys are ruining the illusion. Crap, I broke the fourth wall.
Everybody in the play: Awwwww....
Adam: Stop that. We all know it's cute. Now back to the story.
Benson: BENSON IS BETTER THAN THAT AUDIENCE!
Han: Stop. Breaking. The. Fourth. Wall.
Emmzed: GET THE MORTAR!
(Han gets on top of APC, and prepares to use mortar to shoot the base)
Indy: Han, no! Engelsfair and Dizberg are still in there!
Dizberg: Uh... We are over here. Next to the APC.
Powershot: AHHHHHHH!!! <Pokes Han with pointy stick>
Han: Oh yeah... that is SOOOO threatening. <Fires gun into Powershot's heart>
Powershot: Nooooooooooooooooooo <dies>
(Braycat fires arrows into the vandal battalion)
(Engelsfair does goatse. People scream, and eyes bleed.)
Everyone except Engelsfair: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Engelsfair does Communistse!)
Everyone butt Engelsfair: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Engelsfair paints the Vandal base in Hammers and Sickles)
(Han gets up, looks at the Vandal HQ, and faints)
(Braycat wakes up)
Braycat: What did you do?
Engelsfair: A GOATSE!
Braycat: What is a goatse?
(Engelsfair does goatse)
(Braycat faints. Again. Engelsfair sees his ass in a mirror. He fails to faint.)
Audience: END THE EPISODE! END THE EPISODE!
(Credits roll, with a notice saying: "Not responsible for goatse related deaths. Next episode will have most goatse removed, and there will only be story.")