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edit Episode #69:Poison Rings and Discs
(This episode starts at the makeshift camp)
Rene: I have had an affair with Mrs. n00b.
(Nobody gasps, because nobody cares)
Ronalds: Engelsfair, lets talk about that mission behind that rock.
Engelsfair: Ok, COMMIES COMMUNIST COMMUNISM!
Zatoichi: Shut up.
(Engelsfair and Ronalds hide behind a rock)
Priest: It is God's will that...
(Nikita punches Priest, and the scene changes to behind the rock)
Ronalds: The mission is to...sabotage a mysterious Hell Outta Here factory.
Engelsfair: Now that is interestingly Communist.
Flandos: I will take care of Alka'anad. You take care of the rest.
(Camera moves to a scene inside the base. Alka'anad is sitting in a chair watching the group via a security camera.)
Alka'anad: (Evil Laughter) You're just playing into the trap, Mr. Ronalds!
Molly: Well, it is impossible to manufacture Hell Outta Heres. You just ask for one.
(Back to behind the rock)
Engelsfair: Get the Hell Outta Here.
(Engelsfair gets a Hell Outta Here)
Han: No fair!
Adam: Hey, I see...
(Adam and Dizberg go eat donuts at OuroborosDonuts)
Han: How can you think of donuts right now!
(Froggy goes and eats donuts)
(A BHOP is in the area)
Benson: A BHOP? HERE?
(Benson and Han eat donut-flavoured pancakes)
Ronalds: How strange to have a BHOP right next to some evil base...
Evil Guard #1: Hey, we may be evil, but we need a place to eat, too!
Dizberg: (Full mouth) I never knew evil people had to eat!
Evil Guard #2: Well, we do. How else do you think you can get inside these evil bases so easily? Because we're eating donuts!
(Back in the base)
Alka'anad: My plan is working. Benson, Han, Dizberg, and Adam will be knocked out by the poison in their food, and the rest will be knocked out by knockout gas. I will capture them all.
(Outside, Benson, Dizberg, Adam, and Han are knocked out. Ronalds and Engelsfair have been captured by the guards. There are a few dead guards.)
(Froggy, unaffected by the poison, piles in more and more donuts, until he passes out from a severe case of gluttony)
(Scene changes to a large holding cell. Everyone is tied up to a large bench.)
Emmzed: We have to find a way out of here!
Emmzed: No, we're not going back for more donuts, Froggy. First things first. Adam, do you have a QVFD gun?
Adam: Yes, but I can't pull it out of my undies right now.
Everyone else: EWWWWW!
Emmzed: Don't take that tone with me mister!
Han: Er, Get The Hell Outta Here.
(Han gets the Hell Outta Here)
Adam: No fair, you get a superweapon!
(Han shoots Hell Outta Here at a guard captain, killing him)
(Alka'anad comes to view on a screen.)
Alka'anad: So, I've finally caught you!
Flandos: You fiend!
Alka'anad: My powerful anti-Communism rays will destroy you.
Alka'anad: Also, I'll turn every one of you into a Scot.
(Ronalds grabs a pocket knife from a pocket of the dead guard, and chops the ropes)
Engelsfair: Communism Win...
(Han punches Engelsfair)
Han: Get The Hell Outta Here!
(Han gets another Hell Outta Here, and shoots Alka'anad, who is just knocked out)
Aquarii: And next on 24...
(Aquarii stabs Alka'anad, just barely injuring him)
Alka'anad: I...will...not just let...you get out of...here...alive
(Alka'anad activates the self destruct sequence)
Flandos: Everyone get out of here! I'll keep Alka'anad and his guards at bay! Leave without me!
(Everyone escapes but Priest and Flandos. Priest went east, and bumped into the wall.)
Flandos: I was only being dramatic!
(Flandos runs. Cut to exterior view of the base, with everyone but Priest running out of it. Two seconds later, the base explodes. Credits roll)