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edit Episode #67:Boom

(The heroes are in a makeshift camp outside the complex.)

Aquarii: The warning is, this complex is just a trap. That is why it was so easy to open.

(Everyone gasps)

(An eerie moment of silence until...)

Aquarii: There is a bomb here! Where is it?!

Han: Maybe Molly planted one.

Engelsfair: It is my...poster!

Adam: I will disarm it.

(Ronalds disarms the bomb)

Ronalds: Beat you to it!

Aquarii: Who planted the bomb? NOW!

Dizberg: We have been having problems with a wannabe terrorist, his name is Molly!

Aquarii: MOLLY! That name shall forever be remembered...now, how do you spell it, I need to write it down.

Priest: M-O-L-L-Y.

(Molly jumps in)

Molly: So you disarmed the bomb. That will not help much now.

(Molly stabs Shandion)

Shandion: Ouch!

Han: Grues, attack!

(A couple grues come out and attempt to eat Molly, but fail.)

Han: What, my grues failed!?!

Engelsfair: Communism Attack!

(Engelsfair attacks Molly with a hammer and a sickle)

Adam: QVFD!

(Adam shoots his QVFD gun at Molly, but misses.)

Aquarii: Previously on 24!

(Aquarii shoots at Molly with a handgun, only to miss and hit a random henchman)

Rene: This slash will annex you to the Monarchy!

(Rene slashes at Molly, hitting him, and Molly runs away)

Engelsfair: Commies!

(Han punches Engelsfair)

(Aquarii looks at his clock, seeing that it's 12:00am)

Aquarii: Alright, another problem solved, who wants toasted marshmallows?!

Ronalds: Speaking of marshmallows, I need to do another secret communist mission...Engelsfair, care to join?

Engelsfair: Did you really need to ask? Plus, COMMUNISM! And also, Mr. Aquarii, have you heard of this great idea? It is called Communis...

(Han punches Engelsfair)

Rene: I must reveal something...I had an affair with...

(Credits roll)

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Episodes:

Season One:

ABOUT - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale

Season Two:

114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale

Season Three:

149 - 150 - 155 - 162 - 163 - 164 - 165 - 166 - 167 - 168 - 169 - 170 - 171 - 172 - 173 - 174 - 175 - 176 - 177 - 178 - 179 - Season Finale

Season Four:

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