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(This episode starts on a plane that is going far too fast.)

Engelsfair: You know, I can slow down this plane with Communism!

Von Dizberg: Good idea.

Priest: God says it should be.

Moonshine: Watch out for the moose.

(Engelsfair throws Communist pamphlets at the controls, but to no avail.)

Han: That was stupid.

(Engelsfair does a bit of tinkering with the engine using communist pamphlets, hammers, and sickles, and the plane stops in mid-air)

Engelsfair: Save Froggy now!

Ronalds: Er, Engelsfair, look.

Han: ENGELSFAIR!!!!

Benson: BENSON SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING, FOR BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU!

Garm: Ruff!

Shandion: I'll go save Froggy.

Indy: Contents.

(The plane starts to fall, due to it being stopped in the air.)

Emmzed: This seems familiar...

(Suddenly, a clipper crashes in to the plane and starts falling)

Corsaire: Before this plane crashes, I have to annex it for France!

Indy: You AGAIN!?!

(Supwealuhop sprinkles curry into the hydraulics of the plane. It starts to stabilize.)

Supwealuhop: I cannot guarantee the curry will work forever! We must bail before we fall again!

(Suddenly, the plane starts falling again)

Nikita: Argh! We have to jump now!

(Everyone grabs a parachute, except for Emmzed, as there are not enough for everyone. They jump, and when their parachutes deploy, Emmzed is still falling.)

Emmzed: You guys suuuuuck!

Everyone: Why does this always happen!?!

(Everyone lands on a pillow and a moose, surviving)

Priest: That...was anticlimatic.

Moonshine: AAAAAUUUGH! <faints>

Froggy: Ribbit.

Han: TO THE COMPLEX!

(A large, imposing military complex is seen off in the distance. The clipper is seen moving toward it. Lord Flandos and Corsaire are on deck)

Lord Flandos: Aye, I will get you Alka'anad!

Corsaire: And your base will be for the monarchy!

Braycat: What is a complex?

Keira: And what is a monarchy?

Corsaire: How did you get on deck?

(Starnes sneaks up near Corsaire and crouches in hiding while carrying a rope.)

(Engelsfair punches Starnes, who runs away)

(Starnes shoots Engelsfair in the neck with a tranquilizer dart, then disappears)

(Engelsfair recovers quickly)

Engelsfair: You know I just won't stay down.

Starnes: All right, this is a robbery! Please put all valuables in the brown bag, or I'll shoot you all!

Adam: QVFD!

(Adam shoots his QVFD gun at Starnes, knocking him out)

Keira: QVFD Approved!

(Starnes is injured)

Han: Lets go!

(The Alliance goes to the complex, and Starnes is sent to prison)

Adam: The door is locked, and needs a keycard and code to open it.

Corsaire: Who needs a keycard when we've got a French Clipper?

Han: The clipper is destroyed.

Engelsfair: Who needs a clipper when we have Communism?

(Engelsfair unlocks the door with communist pamphlets)

Ronalds: Nice one, fellow commie!

Priest: Who knew communism is that useful?

Braycat: What is communism?

Han: Oh don't-

Engelsfair: Communism is a wonderful system of the econo-

(Lord Flandos punches out Engelsfair)

Han: Hey, I wanted to do that!

(Engelsfair gets back up)

Engelsfair: This time, both Ronalds and I will explain it.

Ronalds: Yep.

(A man in a cliche mysterious coat arrives)

Aquarii: Did I, erm, hear a man getting punched in the cranial area causing extreme trauma to the brain causing unconsciousness?

Engelsfair: No. You heard COMMUNISM!

(Engelsfair shoots his gun)

Aquarii: Oh.

Engelsfair: Now, back to the explanation. Communism is a great system of the economy, and the only great one.

Keira: I like that idea.

Braycat: So do I.

Han: Oh no.

Aquarii: You shot at me, you bastard!

(Aquarii sits down)

Aquarii: But what the heck, go ahead.

Benson: GREETINGS! BENSON IS GREATER THAN YOU! BENSON RULES ALL! BENSON IS RIGHT HERE!

Aquarii: So what's up with the 'Communism is better than you' poster?!

Benson: RONALDS AND ENGELSFAIR LIKE IT! THEY ARE WEAK AGAINST BENSON!

Han: I am Han Soson, general in the Army.

Dizberg: I am Dizberg, Ouroborosist.

Adam: I am Adam, Ouroborosist.

Priest: James Priest here.

Starnes: I am Thomas, and I don't know where I am.

Froggy: Ribbit.

Aquarii: and I am going to get myself a Pepsi.

Nikita: Nikita here.

Lord Flandos: I am Lord Flandos.

Shandion: Call me Shandion.

Zatoichi: I am Zatoichi.

Rene: Rene here, and this land is annexed to the French Monarchy!

Braycat: I am Braycat.

Ronalds: I am Ronalds.

Engelsfair: I am Engelsfair, and Communism can change your life for the better.

Emmzed: I am Emmzed.

(Han shoots Starnes first, and Starnes is taken to jail again)

Shamus: I am Shamus, and do you have any Irish scotch?

Aquarii: I must warn you about something...

(Credits roll)

Watch the next episode...

Episodes:

Season One:

ABOUT - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale

Season Two:

114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale

Season Three:

149 - 150 - 155 - 162 - 163 - 164 - 165 - 166 - 167 - 168 - 169 - 170 - 171 - 172 - 173 - 174 - 175 - 176 - 177 - 178 - 179 - Season Finale

Season Four:

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