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edit Episode #66:I am...
(This episode starts on a plane that is going far too fast.)
Engelsfair: You know, I can slow down this plane with Communism!
Von Dizberg: Good idea.
Priest: God says it should be.
Moonshine: Watch out for the moose.
(Engelsfair throws Communist pamphlets at the controls, but to no avail.)
Han: That was stupid.
(Engelsfair does a bit of tinkering with the engine using communist pamphlets, hammers, and sickles, and the plane stops in mid-air)
Engelsfair: Save Froggy now!
Ronalds: Er, Engelsfair, look.
Benson: BENSON SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING, FOR BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU!
Shandion: I'll go save Froggy.
(The plane starts to fall, due to it being stopped in the air.)
Emmzed: This seems familiar...
(Suddenly, a clipper crashes in to the plane and starts falling)
Corsaire: Before this plane crashes, I have to annex it for France!
Indy: You AGAIN!?!
(Supwealuhop sprinkles curry into the hydraulics of the plane. It starts to stabilize.)
Supwealuhop: I cannot guarantee the curry will work forever! We must bail before we fall again!
(Suddenly, the plane starts falling again)
Nikita: Argh! We have to jump now!
(Everyone grabs a parachute, except for Emmzed, as there are not enough for everyone. They jump, and when their parachutes deploy, Emmzed is still falling.)
Emmzed: You guys suuuuuck!
Everyone: Why does this always happen!?!
(Everyone lands on a pillow and a moose, surviving)
Priest: That...was anticlimatic.
Moonshine: AAAAAUUUGH! <faints>
Han: TO THE COMPLEX!
(A large, imposing military complex is seen off in the distance. The clipper is seen moving toward it. Lord Flandos and Corsaire are on deck)
Lord Flandos: Aye, I will get you Alka'anad!
Corsaire: And your base will be for the monarchy!
Braycat: What is a complex?
Keira: And what is a monarchy?
Corsaire: How did you get on deck?
(Starnes sneaks up near Corsaire and crouches in hiding while carrying a rope.)
(Engelsfair punches Starnes, who runs away)
(Starnes shoots Engelsfair in the neck with a tranquilizer dart, then disappears)
(Engelsfair recovers quickly)
Engelsfair: You know I just won't stay down.
Starnes: All right, this is a robbery! Please put all valuables in the brown bag, or I'll shoot you all!
(Adam shoots his QVFD gun at Starnes, knocking him out)
Keira: QVFD Approved!
(Starnes is injured)
Han: Lets go!
(The Alliance goes to the complex, and Starnes is sent to prison)
Adam: The door is locked, and needs a keycard and code to open it.
Corsaire: Who needs a keycard when we've got a French Clipper?
Han: The clipper is destroyed.
Engelsfair: Who needs a clipper when we have Communism?
(Engelsfair unlocks the door with communist pamphlets)
Ronalds: Nice one, fellow commie!
Priest: Who knew communism is that useful?
Braycat: What is communism?
Han: Oh don't-
Engelsfair: Communism is a wonderful system of the econo-
(Lord Flandos punches out Engelsfair)
Han: Hey, I wanted to do that!
(Engelsfair gets back up)
Engelsfair: This time, both Ronalds and I will explain it.
(A man in a cliche mysterious coat arrives)
Aquarii: Did I, erm, hear a man getting punched in the cranial area causing extreme trauma to the brain causing unconsciousness?
Engelsfair: No. You heard COMMUNISM!
(Engelsfair shoots his gun)
Engelsfair: Now, back to the explanation. Communism is a great system of the economy, and the only great one.
Keira: I like that idea.
Braycat: So do I.
Han: Oh no.
Aquarii: You shot at me, you bastard!
(Aquarii sits down)
Aquarii: But what the heck, go ahead.
Benson: GREETINGS! BENSON IS GREATER THAN YOU! BENSON RULES ALL! BENSON IS RIGHT HERE!
Aquarii: So what's up with the 'Communism is better than you' poster?!
Benson: RONALDS AND ENGELSFAIR LIKE IT! THEY ARE WEAK AGAINST BENSON!
Han: I am Han Soson, general in the Army.
Dizberg: I am Dizberg, Ouroborosist.
Adam: I am Adam, Ouroborosist.
Priest: James Priest here.
Starnes: I am Thomas, and I don't know where I am.
Aquarii: and I am going to get myself a Pepsi.
Nikita: Nikita here.
Lord Flandos: I am Lord Flandos.
Shandion: Call me Shandion.
Zatoichi: I am Zatoichi.
Rene: Rene here, and this land is annexed to the French Monarchy!
Braycat: I am Braycat.
Ronalds: I am Ronalds.
Engelsfair: I am Engelsfair, and Communism can change your life for the better.
Emmzed: I am Emmzed.
(Han shoots Starnes first, and Starnes is taken to jail again)
Shamus: I am Shamus, and do you have any Irish scotch?
Aquarii: I must warn you about something...