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edit Episode 65:Marble Pieces
(This episode starts out on the second floor of Von Dizberg's mansion. Two statues are lying broken on the floor.)
Dizberg: My statues!
Adam: The Inner Circle statue of me! The statue of Ouroboros!
Han, Benson, and Indy: WHO CARES!
Engelsfair: Communists do!
(Thomas Starnes peeks out from another room. Engelsfair rushes up to him with Communist pamphlets in hand.)
Engelsfair: Have you heard of COMMUNISM? It's this great concept, and-
(Starnes punches out Engelsfair.)
Starnes: Man, that guy is annoying.
Han: I know.
Emmzed: Oh Canada...say, I know you! You're that famous cat burglar!
Dizberg: We could use someone with your skills.
(Engelsfair dances, singing "Communism!")
Starnes: No. You have seen me, but I will get away!
(Starnes jumps out of a window, and lands on a flying clipper.)
Rene: This oxygen is hereby annexed to the French Monarchy!
Priest: Ok, that is it.
Benson: FRANCE DOES NOT OWN OXYGEN! BENSON OWNS OXYGEN!
(Thugs suddenly capture Nikita and take her to Molly's base, the group follows)
Nikita: I wonder who sent those thugs on me...
Molly Tov Night: IT WAS I!!!! (Laughs evilly)
(Camera moves in on his position. Shamus removes his shoestring, sneaks up behind Molly Tov and starts to choke him)
Shamus: Who sent ya lass?
Engelsfair: Communism did!
(Everyone but Ronalds punches Engelsfair.)
Molly: I'M A GUY DAMMIT! I hate my name!
Shamus: That still doesn't answer me question. Who sent ya lass?
Molly: It was Alka'anad!
Shamus: Where is he?
Molly: He...hes...hiding in the...complex.
Shamus: Whar exactly is this complex?
Molly:' In...the mountains...of Canada...right on the Alaskan border...but...I've got a gun...and I'm not afraid...to us it...
Han: So? It will not help you survive this. Adam and Froggy, attack!
(Adam shoots his QVFD gun and Froggy shoots a poison dart, badly injuring Molly)
Shandion and Moonshine: Victory!
(Everyone gets into a plane, which they steal from Molly)
Adam: I will pilot, Han.
Han: Ok, ok.
Benson: TO THE COMPLEX!!
(An hour later)
Adam: We are under attack by Communism!
(The plane is being hit with hammers and sickles)
Engelsfair: Communism Communism Communist Commies!
Han: Shut up.
Sensai: I have a revelation to make. Molly is my ex-boyfriend.
Supwealuhop: But this is irrelevant right now! We are being attacked by communism! Help me sprinkle curry into the gas tank so we can escape!
Engelsfair: Is it Communist curry?
Supwealuhop: Why not.
Engelsfair: All right!
(Engelsfair and Supwealuhop sprinkle curry into the gas tank. The plane rockets off with the power of Communism.)
Emmzed: GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING!
(Froggy falls out of the plane.)
Han: We have to save Froggy!
Supwealuhop: We are going too fast to stop safely!