User:Uncyclopedian/UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians/181
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edit Episode 181: How the H*ll did we Survive!?!?
(Scene begins with Meganew and Uncyclopedian walking into an empty studio)
Meganew: So... We haven't been replaced by Democratic television?
Uncyclopedian: Apparently not, although the budget has gone in the hole...
(Muganez, Engelsfair, and Han walk into the picture)
Muganez: We caught this commie... Again... You know? Catching and releasing Engelsfair is the only fun thing we do nowadays...
Han: He's right. There's just nothing we can do to make this show fun anymore...
Engelsfair: COMMUNISM!!! GOATSE!!! COMMUNISM COMMUNISM COMMIES!!!
Uncyclopedian: I think Engelsfair has gone insane.
Muganez: He probably went insane AFTER HE DIED SEVERAL EPISODES AGO!!! And to think I'm catching and releasing a character that's supposed to be in hell right now...
(Muganez knocks out Engelsfair)
Meganew: There's just no more action. We've used up every joke we have! The commie parties... Priest not dying... The scroll joke...
Uncyclopedian: Well, at least we have this studio...
RAHB: (Walks in) Get out of here.
RAHB: You don't have the rights to be here.
Muganez: We don't? But we have a written piece of paper that says...
RAHB: Screw that. We at UBS: The Uncyclopedian Broadcast Network, have decided to screw your show.
(Han, Engelsfair, and Muganez slowly slip away)
Uncyclopedian: Well, at least we're not being replaced by democratic propaganda about Obama...
RAHB: No. It's much better then that...
(2 hours later...)
Carly: I'm Carly!!!
Sam: And I'm Sam!!!
Carly and Sam: And this is iCarly!!!
(In the background, Meganew and Uncyclopedian are pissed off at the people who eliminated TYATU)
Meganew: Listen carefully... We have this written piece of paper, that states that we can do TYATU here for at least 1 more year.
RAHB: And our executives believe that TYATU is a waste of money, and therefore must be cut.
Meganew: Who the f*ck are these executives? I want to give them a piece of my mind!!!
(Mordillo, Socky, and Mr. N step forward)
Meganew: Uh... Never mind... (Pulls out scroll) GLYTHM AGYTH!!!
(Mordillo, Socky, and Mr. N are eaten by grues. Meganew reveals scroll, which says: "Yell out Glythm Agyth to have the executives of UBS get eaten by grues.")
Meganew: Since they executives are gone, Uncyclopedian, how about we have ourselves a hostile takeover?
(Uncyclopedian and Meganew become the new executives of UBS)
Meganew and Uncyclopedian: And now, since we're in control, let TYATU Begin!!!