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edit Episode 180: Life on Uncyclopedian Mars

(This episode starts...in a car)

Uncyclopedian: Our last plot-related episode was 176...A FREAKING GUEST EPISODE.

(Uncyclopedian presses the reset button)

Uncyclopedian: Hahaha! Now the plot should be NORMAL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meganew: Yeah right...

(Suddenly, Keira and Annie run in wearing only Lingerie and with big bellies)

Keira: Will somebody go out there and do something!?!?

Meganew: What do you want us to do?

Annie: Go out there and stop the eels that are getting inside our bellies and incubating!

Uncyclopedian: RESET BUTTON!

(Uncyclopedian presses the reset button)

Meganew: Do you want to die again?

Benson: What? You liked Annie and Keira with big bellies?

Meganew: Um... Maybe?

Uncyclopedian: Well, then... Death is only a minor problem here. Just look at Priest. And Muganez. And yourself. And I. Oh, and by the way, the reset button should have revived Engelsfair by now.

Meganew: ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?! OH SHIT STOP THERE A MAN GETTING OUT OF HIS JEEP!

Kartono: HOLY SHIT! I'm gonna get hit! Help me, Goa Tse!!!

(Car crashes into Kartono and Kartono is in a coma. Benson dies.)

(In the hospital bed, Kartono was laying there in a coma)

Kartono: Where the hell am I? This place looks.... weird. Excuse me, what year is it?

(A young Meganew walks in)

Kartono: What year is it, young man?

Meganew (young): It's 1983.

Kartono: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! What happened to Goa Tse? And Uncyclopedia? Why? WHHHHYYYYYY?!?!?!

Meganew (young): Chill out! Will you just frakking stop it!?!?

Kartono: Tell me, kid, what's your name?

Meganew (young): I'm Meganew.

Kartono: My name is Joseph Kartono. I am a cop.

(A day later)

Kartono: Looks like it's time for me to explore the 1983 world.

(Title card starts)

Kartono (dialogue): My name is Joe Kartono, and one day, I was hit by a car, and woke up in 1983. Whatever that is, it felt like if I landed on another universe. Since then, I became a cop and we caught a hell of a lot of bad guys. Now I just needed to work out how to get back home.

TYATU title card 2

Kartono: Whoa, those cars look weird and nice at the fucking same time. Awesome! Now, how can I get back home? Oh wait, there's a house for rent!

(Kartono goes into the house)

(A young Benson comes in)

Kartono: Excuse me, I'm looking for a Ben DuBois. Have you seen him?

Benson (young): Yes. He's upstairs. DAD, THERE'S A WEIRD GUY IN THE FRONT STEP!

Ben: HANG ON, I'M COMING DOWN SON! Oh, are you interested in renting a room?

Kartono: Yes, I am. My name is Joseph Kartono. I'm looking for a place to live. And do you know the nearest tailor?

Ben: The rent is going to cost you $200 a month.

Kartono: Back home, in the future, I would pay $700 a week to rent!

Ben: You're from the future? What are you, mental?

Kartono: Sorry about that. Ignore what I said. Oh, wh's that little kid here?

Ben: THAT'S MY SON, BENSON DUBOIS! HE IS A STRAIGHT-A STUDENT AT SCHOOL! HE'S NINE YEARS OLD!

Kartono: Pardon me, but do you really need to shout like that?

Ben: YES! I'M BETTER THAN YOU! DON'T PAY, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Kartono: Hey, Benson, I'm Joseph Kartono, and I love Goatse!

Benson (young): YES I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! AND WHAT THE HELL IS GOATSE? SOME PRIEST?

Kartono: Oh, crap. Another screaming guy? Urgh..... Goatse must have been pretty much pulled his anus together now.

Benson (young): COME IN! YOU MUST BE FEELING HUNGRY!

Kartono: Alright, I'll come in.

(In the dining room)

Kartono: So, Ben, what school does your son go to?

Ben: ARE YOU KIDDING ME! IT'S UNCYCLOPEDIA MIDDLE SCHOOL!

Benson (young): AND I SCORE A'S ALL THE TIME! I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

Kartono: I bet so. One day, you will. And I know that you will succeed.

(The next day)

Kartono: I'm going to find a job. I'll see you later guys!

Ben: SEE YOU!

(At the job application office)

Kartono: I would like to apply for a job as a police officer.

Clerk: Go upstairs, fill out the fucking paperwork, and then you will be assigned.

Kartono: OK, thanks. Right, now, it must be here. Oh, there it is.

Officer: Come in, you are now assigned to the 125th- uh, you know. You're now DCI Joseph Kartono.

Kartono: What happened to the other guy?

Officer: The guy? Sam Tyler? He killed himself. He said that he wanted to go back home, and that's what he deserved.

Kartono: That's eerie. Must have been ten years of "rabbit digs the burrow" and widening his anu- I mean, his gate-

Officer: SHUT UP!

(at the station)

Kartono: Hi, guys, what should we do?

(After two years of being in coma, Kartono was then revived. He says goodbye to everyone.)

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(Commercial break ends)

Kartono: That's it, I will just end my life like this. If I couldn't get back home, then I will kill myself.

(Kartono jumps off the building and dies)

(Kartono wakes up in hospital)

Kartono: My God, where the fuck am I? What year is it?

(A nurse walks in)

Nurse: The year is 2011. You're in a coma for two years. You're hit by a car, I tried to revive you, but you're still stuck.

Meganew: My God, you're fucking alive!

Kartono: Yep. I'm now going back to work. I'm going back as a cop!

Uncyclopedian: I hate to say this, but Benson DuBois is dead.

Kartono: He's dead?

Meganew: Yes. Two years ago, you've been hit by us, and Benson, who's in the front, died instantly.

Uncyclopedian: Not that that means much, seeing how this is TYATU. Death does not matter here! Just look at Priest!

Kartono: Crap. Couldn't believe it.

(Credits roll- END OF SEASON 3)


(Meanwhile, at the Uncyclopedia Broadcasting Service Building)

Executive 1: Now we could now cut this piece of shit!

Executive 2: TYATU is a complete waste of money and we didn't have any funding for two years!

Executive 1: We'll just cut if off anyway. Seize all assets!

Episodes:

Season One:

ABOUT - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale

Season Two:

114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale

Season Three:

149 - 150 - 155 - 162 - 163 - 164 - 165 - 166 - 167 - 168 - 169 - 170 - 171 - 172 - 173 - 174 - 175 - 176 - 177 - 178 - 179 - Season Finale

Season Four:

181 -

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