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edit Episode 177: This Episode Doesn't Exist

Narrator: This episode was written by the Cabal, therefore it does not exist.

<insert name here>: But if that's true, why am I reading this page?

Narrator: Don't ask me.

Narrator's Brother: Or me.

<insert name here>: WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON HERE?

Narrator: We already told you.

Narrator's Brother: This episode was written by the Cabal, therefore it doesn't exist, since the Cabal doesn't exist.

<insert name here>: Still don't get it. (Blinks a couple of times)

Narrator: It appears <insert name here> knows too much...

Narrator's Brother: The Nonexistant Cabal's men shall now eliminate him...

Both: WUZN'T ME.

<insert name here>: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Runs off)

Narrator: What do we do now?

Narrator's Brother: Bring out Engelsfair?

Narrator: Sure.

(Narrator brings out Engelsfair, and then disappears, along with his brother)

Engelsfair: Now what should I do? (Paces back and forth) I know!!! (Does Goatse)

Audience: WHAT THE F*CK!?!? (All the audience dies)

(Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia...)

Stalin: (Sees Engelsfair's Goatse) Now that's a goatse!!! (Applauds)

Capitalist: AUGH!!!! (Dies)

George W. Bush: AUGH!!! MY EYES!!! (Dies)

Zenagum: There's not enough communism in that goatse!!! (Shoves 12 commuflares into Engelsfair's goatse)

Engelsfair: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dies)

(Zenagum takes off his mask, revealing that he is Muganez)

Muganez: Thank goodness I remembered!!! 1: Tom Mayfair, whom Engelsfair is based upon, wanted his character dead. And 2: An old party mask will protect you from a goatse.

Ronalds: (Comes in) NO!!! ENGELSFAIR IS DEAD!!! I WILL KILL YOU, MUGANEZ!!!

Muganez: No you won't. For I... Am... THE COMMIE SLAYER!!!

(Epic battles ensues between Muganez and Ronalds. Ronalds dies, but not after killing Muganez 23 times.)

Muganez: Thank goodness I'm a clone of Blaning!!!

Han: (Walks in) Why are Engelsfair and Ronalds dead?

Muganez: Engelsfair did a goatse, and Ronalds attacked me.

Han: FINALLY!!! I'll never have to deal with those wretched commies ever again!!!

(Meanwhile, in Hell, Engelsfair and Ronalds are having a commie party)

Engelsfair: I can drink more then you, Ronalds!!!

Ronalds: No you can't!!!

{Engelsfair and Ronalds engage in a competition to drink more vodka then the other. Darth Communist joins them)

Darth: Hey, guys!!! May I drink with you?

Engelsfair and Ronalds: Sure!!!

(Credits roll, with Engelsfair, Ronalds, and Darth Communist drinking in the background)

(Over the credits, you can hear Uncyclopedian and Meganew)

Uncyclopedian: Very sneaky, Meganew, but didn't the goatse mess end after popular request? Ages ago?

Meganew: Yes, but don't we all bring back stuff that people keep telling us to stop?

Uncyclopedian: Only one character, and only because he was too important to the group. Oh, and why did you keep on trying to bring back username links on the characters page? Didn't an admin ask us to stop that due to vanity rules?

Meganew: If he did tell us, I didn't notice. And who was it anyway? I just checked and found no evidence of an admin telling us to do that.

Uncyclopedian: I believe it was near the time of the VfD. No, not the Volunteer Fire Department, the Vote for Deletion.

Meganew: I saw. However, nobody, especially an admin, said anything about removing the username tags. Allow me to show you, and our viewers, what the VFD post said: (Please end the episode with your reply.)

edit UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians and all related pages

Keep
  • Should be obvious. Look, me, Uncyclopedian, Jocke Pirat, Gert 5, Emmzee, Enzo Aquarius, Starnestommy, and TKF all worked hard on this. Sure, it may be vanity, but it is just Usernames. And most of the characters don't even remotley ACT like the users, with only hints to what they do. And of course it's long! It's a great storyline. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:53, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep If someone would take the time to make this much crap, it should at least stand as a monument to their dedication to something otherwise insignificant. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 01:55, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep: Er, why is ZB saying Benson is insignificant? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • Keep. Ribbit. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:00, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. The characters merely have names attatched based on uncyclopedian usernames to them. The characters themselves barely reflect the true nature of the users themselves. As you see in the scripts, there are a few in-jokes, but you can say if you strip all the usernames from all the characters, all you will have is a simple set of UnScripts just as worthy as any other. I'll bet that many of the people in other UnScripts have never been heard of either - I've made up many of the names simply to suit the purpose of a script. In addition, some of the characters are allusions to people that do matter, such as Zatoichi, a swordsman from Japanese films, Robert Gates, the Secretary of Defense, Ngo Dinh Diem and Ho Chi Minh, former leaders of North and South Vietnam. Darth Communist - a parody of Darth Vader. Hinoa Cox - an homage to Dr. Cox on the television show Scrubs. I intended Shamus to be a reference to Soccer Hooliganism and Death to Smoochy. --~ Tophatsig 02:09, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep--”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 02:47, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep It seems like more of in-joke then vanity--Scott 03:14, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep as per Scott's comment. Also, if this much work has gone into something like this, who's to say it can't get better? Besides, whoever had the honor of deleting this would have a HELL of a job with deleting every single page. --Andorin Kato 05:36, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep I aagree with Scott. --SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 03:27, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Yeah, and delete the writers' hard work. Great idea. --?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 14:36, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - for all the reasons outlined above. RabbiTechno 17:25, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:44, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep But a few of the episodes are crap. I liked most of them. --Dexter111344 20:08, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep or Else --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 09:18, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  • OH DEAR GAWD, KEEP! Just because I can. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 02:55, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep! Madness, madness! These are good articles (just read a few) and though they're a tad vanity, I see no reason to delete this. Mightywayne 14:19, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Filled with self reference, but there has to be room for a little bit of this from time to time. Lets keep the fun. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 15:26, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • If Mhaille voted keep, then I'm voting keep. --General Insineratehymn 21:49, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:23, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Alright, when this page started out, it was alright. It was vanity, but it wasn't too excessive. Now there are several "episodes", "spin off episodes", "guest episodes", as well as several other related articles. Well, its just flat out vanity. All of the characters, in case you hadn't realized, are users on Uncyclopedia, and none of them are notable. I can only suggest that we delete it based on Codeine's Mum having heard of none of the characters, other then Codeine, I'm sure. I would huff it on sight, but I'm sure that the dedicated writers will want to try and stop me a bit first, so I'll give them a shot by nomming it on VFD. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:47, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete After reading your essay, I have concluded that you're right. Go away, TYATU!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:49, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes, please-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:58, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • this is complete and utter bollocks, everyone who votes to keep it seriously needs to read UN:VAIN and HTBFANJS... keep your vanity elsewhere --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:10, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Did you every see a 6 years old 100 pound well thats my cousen Sandy she is 100 pouds I only weigh 93.0 pouns she weigh more then you thinck. About it 100 pouns for a six years old I have this frend and she is 3 years old she ran into Sandy and fell! SHe is FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. --Katievanity.jpg 03:36, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Silence This, I think Codeine's Mum has heard of me after this mess. Now she won't return my phone calls. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle04:04, 16 June 2007
  • Delete. It goes under a standard namespace, and so unnotable users or IP's (As the majority of people who browse this site are), wont understand the joke. Also, I think most of the people put under there don't really like it, as it doesnt really reflect their personality. Moreso, im making an article like this, except it actually does bear relevance to Uncyc.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 05:04, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nobody cares. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:08, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Tough one, but in the end, the fact that it's clear vanity, as well as the fact that you can hit it through Special:Randompage, won out. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 10:07, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I don't think this stuff is really the point of Uncyclopedia. And it's just kind of lazy. The Oblong Lobster 12:54, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete funny for like 2 episodes then jokes just dragged out. Chancellor Krieger 15:02, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • I would understand if there were only 1-3 episodes or this, or something, but with the staggering amount that are present at the moment, just letting that all go to waste could be considered a crime against Internetmanity --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:13, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Bensonites, ZB just called Benson insignificant!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • How about we have some kind of "auditions subpage" where users can nomainate themselves to be voted if they want to be mention--Scott 03:21, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Wow. It colected voted THIS fast! And I caught a fish |-THIS-| big! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:47, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Might I remind you that TYATU exaggerates all characters, and is funny! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • But Tom, the communism stopped! And the goatse too. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:11, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
    And the Star Wars! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • The and all related pages thing implies that anything even partially related, i.e. linked to in the series, is also up for VFD. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 05:15, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • I mean, that destroys a lot of user pages, like ZB's, and Chronarion's, as well as the commie article. Wow. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
    • And a lot of Star Wars stuff, and Star Trek stuff, and any dog articles. Boy, ZB really wants to huff the wiki, it seems. Either that, or he didn't do a very good title for this part. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
    • This is all insane insane INSANE INSANE INSANE!!!! I mean delete the Grueslayer PvP TYATU battle? The Grueslayer team put a lot of work into that battle, and to have it all thrown away because there's a whiff of vanity. Why not huff everyone's User page??? They're vanity. ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 14:44, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
      • I mean, ZB wants to huff the article on Uncyclopedians, the article on Uncyclopedia, and a lot of other articles. And ZB, I will give you a Bucket of Piss for every important user(that includes you) who you insulted. Including you. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • The only parts I think should be huffed are the Froggy goes a Courtin' spinoff pages. Now those are pure vanity. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • TOM, STOP VOTE-WHORING!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • Of course, if someone would just adopt this and stick it in their userspace then the problem would just disappear... It has been a bit of community fun and probably deserves archiving somewhere (with a single redirect from the current main page), but perhaps not in the mainspace. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:28, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • There's a full copy on Starne's wiki and a full copy in High Gen. Grue's namespace. It's now more of a matter of whether people think that it deserves to be an UnScript in the mainspace or not. --~ Tophatsig 16:36, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Ah, I see. Well I am slightly bitter that I didn't deserve a mention, now you come to mention it...  :-) --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:56, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • WARNING: RANT AHEAD! TURN BACK!.... Once upon a time there were a few editors who thought Uncyclopedia was their place to dump their awful unfunny shit on, while saying "Oh this user is awesome" or killing off characters based on users they didn't like. This constituted as somewhat of a vanity page. When the article was up for deletion, instead of acting civil, they all turned into Nintendorulezes and started whining and bitching about an issue that didn't really mean anything, where they could just vote keep and SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. I'm getting seriously pissed about this whole issue. I'm UNKNOWNFILE, and I approve this message. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 17:32, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Alright, now this VFD is really starting to remind me of something else. I wouldn't be surprised if this actually turns out longer. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 20:11, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • This is hardly comparable to Contents, though, as contents was just a gimmick page and this, on the other hand, has had tons of hard work put into it from multiple different users. I haven't enjoyed the series as much as some others, but the sheer amount of dedication to it is, in my opinion, its savior. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:26, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • "hard work"? how is creating a series of one-liners hard work? --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 20:28, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
UNKNOWNFILE, it isn't one liners. We have AT LEAST 50 lines and actions per page. BASTIONS IN PLACE! FIGHT TO THE DEATH! FOR TYATU! AND FOR ASLAN! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 20:30, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • /me marvels at the size of the voting box --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 20:24, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • How the hell did I manage to get left out of this whole thing? --The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 04:48, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  • It's vanity, pure and simple, but there's been so much written that I don't quite have the heart to vote for deletion. I do think it should be moved out of mainspace, though.--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 04:55, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
  • DON'T WRITE ANY MORE!!!! I don't want to say delete because of the huge amount of work that went into writing all these, but honestly, I think the authors should have seen this coming after writing episode after episode after episode. if they had kept it down to one script, it would have been different, but the buildup of episodes is getting irritating. Some of them have comical parts, and some of them don't, but it IS all rather vain and is getting excessive. NO MORE! AAAAA! --THE 15:18, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian: The message was not at the VFD itself, but either on one of the many episode talk pages, or to Pirat directly. How did we get that VFD into our show, anyway!?!

(Uncyclopedian looks around)

Uncyclopedian: Found something. We definitely don't want to violate Codeine's Mom...NOT THAT KIND OF VIOLATE...


Episodes:

Season One:

ABOUT - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale

Season Two:

114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale

Season Three:

149 - 150 - 155 - 162 - 163 - 164 - 165 - 166 - 167 - 168 - 169 - 170 - 171 - 172 - 173 - 174 - 175 - 176 - 177 - 178 - 179 - Season Finale

Season Four:

181 -

Episode lists and summary - List of characters - Auditions - In-Jokes


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