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edit Episode 176: The Suckish End?

Music: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA (Background voice laughs)

Narrator: IT'S HERE! THE FIRST MOVIE...BIO ALKA'ANAD!!! ENJOY THE FLASHBACK. (FLASHBACK HAPPENS) When they all met, they knew they had to save the planet from villains such as Murphy, Molly Tov Nye, Indy, Starnes, Darth Communist, Alka'anad, Argon, The Klotski Kallir, Dr. Strangherr, and the other villains. But, at this very moment, in an abandoned base in the Yukon, a new gooey substance is forming into a new villain. (Shows picture of mutant) Now watch the movie.

All suckishness reserved.

(Movie starts at Aquarii's place)

Aquarii: Come on! Fit, you dynamite!

Kim: Hi, Daddy!!! What you goo gaa doing with dynamite? BOMB!

(Dynamite explodes)

Aquarii: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bio-warriors appear)

Aquarii: What are they?! (Punches one)

Bio-warrior: Hahaha! Master will be pleased.

Kim: BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB!

(All bio-warriors explode)

Keira: You alright?

Aquarii: Yep. Kim, cover your eyes!!!

(Aquarii and Keira make out. Scene switches to 1 month later)

Han: Take that, Molly! (Punches Molly multiple times)

Officer L: You're under arrest, Molly.

(Molly is arrested)

Engelsfair: COMMUNISM! (Does goatse)

Han: I hate you. (Knocks out Engelsfair)

Dizberg: Good job, Han.

Han: It was nothing.

Aquarii: GUYS!

Han: Why haven't we seen you in a while?

Keira: We were attacked by bio-warriors.

Adam: What are bio-warriors?

Aquarii: How the hell are we supposed to know?!

Bio-warrior: Maybe we can answer that!

(10 bio warriors appear)

Han: Come on guys!! Let's fight!

(Dizberg, Han, Engelsfair, Aquarii, and Adam start fighting)

Han: TAKE THIS!!!

(knocks a bio-warrior's head off)

Han: Heh heh heh...

(Bio-warrior's head comes back)

Han: Oh sh*t... (Fires missile)

All bio-warriors: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

(All bio-warriors explode)

Dizberg: Good job, guys!!!

Keira: They captured Kim! (Starts crying)

Aquarii: It'll be all right.

Adam: Yeah.

Dizberg: Yeah, we're gonna save him.

Keira: Thanks, guys.

Han: Let's go in the plane.

(Group gets in the plane)

Adam: Please don't crash!

(Loud BOOM is heard)

Adam: I bet we crashed.

(Han looks outside)

Han: Wait... No we didn't...

(USA elite troops are attacking the plane)

Dizberg: I'm going out there.

(Dizburg jumps on top of the plane)

Dizberg: OUROBOROS POWER! (Summons giant ouroboros snake)

Dizberg: TAKE THIS! (Throws ouroboros snake on troops)

Adam: Get back in here!

(Dizberg jumps back in plane)

Han: We're falling!!!

(Plane crashes)

Adam: I bet we crashed.

Han: Yeah...

(They find themselves in a mysterious green pyramid)

Aquarii: Weird green pyramid...

Dizberg: Is it lemon-lime?

BENSON: LET BENSON CHECK!

(BENSON eats part of pyramid)

BENSON: BENSON THINKS IT ISN'T LEMON LIME!

(Bio-warriors emerge from the walls)

Bio-warriors: Hahaha... There are 4 of us.

Aquarii: Guys, get out of here!!! Me, Han, Dizberg, and Benson will get them!

Keira: Right!

(They all run out)

Aquarii: I can do this!

BENSON: NO. BENSON WILL DO IT.

Aquarii: It's your funeral.

BENSON: BENSON RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES!!!!!!!!!!!

(Benson's yelling kills the bio-warriors)

Aquarii: Keira, get everyone in the plane!

Keira: Right!

Han: Next stop: Alka'anad's base.

(They fly to Alka'anad's base)

'Aquarii: Let's go in!!!

(They enter the base)

Dizberg: We know you're in here. (Turns around)

Aquarii: He's mutated!

Bio-Alka'anad: I wish to fight Aquarii alone... (Looks at Keira) Keira must stay here.

Aquarii: I'm going to end this!

Bio-Alka'anad: WHAT?!

Aquarii: BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bio-Alka'anad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Explodes)

Keira: YES!

(Aquarii and Keira make out)

Everyone: YOU DID IT AQUARII!

Aquarii: YEAH!!!!!!!

Narrator: And thanks to Aquarii, peace returns.

THAT WAS THE END OF TYATU.

OR WAS IT.............?

Watch the writers try to fix this mess

Episodes:

Season One:

ABOUT - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale

Season Two:

114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale

Season Three:

149 - 150 - 155 - 162 - 163 - 164 - 165 - 166 - 167 - 168 - 169 - 170 - 171 - 172 - 173 - 174 - 175 - 176 - 177 - 178 - 179 - Season Finale

Season Four:

181 -

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