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edit Episode 171: WUZN'T ME

(This episode starts where the last left off)

Chronarion: The traitor is...not Engelsfair.

Engelsfair: Whew.

Chronarion: It is not Adam.

Adam: Good, then...IT WAS MACFINN!!!

Chronarion: Let me speak...

Adam: MACFINN DID IT!! WUZN'T ME!!! HA HA!!! MACFINN MACFINN M. A C. FIN. N.

Chronarion: Shut up, Adam.

MacFinn: WUZN'T ME.

Chronarion: Shut up, guys, or I'll ban you for life.

Adam and MacFinn: (Whimper) Okay.

Chronarion: Now, where was I? Oh right...Aquarii and Keira are not guilty. Han and Dizberg are not guilty. Muganez didn't do it.

MacFinn: WUZN'T ME.

Chronarion: MacFinn...

(Suddenly, Chronarion gets shot in the heart)

MacFinn: WUZN'T ME.

Chronarion: (gasping) Wuzn...t...me...

Muganez: (Walks over to help Chronarion) Are you okay?

Chronarion: (Whispers something to Muganez, then dies)

Muganez: (Gasps)

Han: "WUZN'T ME" sounds like a pair of bad arc words, or something.

Adam: THIS IS UNCYCLOPEDIA, NOT TVTROPES!!!

Emmzed: There is more to this than you can see...Han. You see, it WUZN'T ME at all who did all this messed up stuff...

Nuganez: Hold it!

(Muganez pulls out a gun)

Muganez: He's right. I didn't do it. But in his last moments, he told me who the traitor was. The traitor is...

(Muganez jumps out of the way as a bullet whizzes by him)

Muganez: The traitor is-- (faints)

Han: Must be the Cabal.

Gunman: THERE IS NO CABAL.

Muganez: (Gets up and kills the gunman) Okay, the traitor is Keira, because he/she happens to be an Edlon robot.

(All characters look at the camera, including Keira, scene switches to a censored person)

Censored: It's true. I'm the traitor. (Pulls out gun) Now nobody move...

Adam: Chronarion specifically said that Keira was not guilty. For, you see, it WUZN'T ME either.

(Censored kicks Adam out of the room)

Muganez: Besides, don't you remember that Keira is an Edlon?

Keira: He's right, you know.

Muganez: Besides. You, Edlon robot, are not Keira. You are really Kiera.

Adam: (Comes back) Keira is really Kiera?

Muganez: (Pulls out gun again) Now, where is the real Keira?

Kiera: I'm not telling.

Muganez: Tell, or else Sophia will come down, order us to <Bleep> you, and force the information out of you herself.

Adam: You've met Sophia?

Muganez: Yes. She was the first girl I dated. Afterwards, she became famous and became a goddess and forgot all about me!!!

Kiera: It appears I must tell you one of the greatest secrets of the Uncyclopedian Nonexistant Cabal: WUZN'T ME means much more than you think it does...it means-- (head explodes)

Adam: There is no Cabal.

Muganez: Well, we know almost nothing now. What is this nonexistant Cabal? What does WUZN'T ME mean?

(Credits roll)

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Episodes:

Season One:

ABOUT - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale

Season Two:

114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale

Season Three:

149 - 150 - 155 - 162 - 163 - 164 - 165 - 166 - 167 - 168 - 169 - 170 - 171 - 172 - 173 - 174 - 175 - 176 - 177 - 178 - 179 - Season Finale

Season Four:

181 -

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