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Episode 170: A Fishy Plan
(This episode starts with Engelsfair's MIG crashing and burning. And exploding. And fragmenting. And disintegrating. You get the picture. Engelsfair stands up.)
Engelsfair: Wh...w...where am...I...is it...commu...c...communist?
Mysterious Voice: (slowly) Not exactly...Engelsfair...
Engelsfair: Mac...MacFinn? What are you...doing...here...(falls unconcious)
(Meanwhile, in space, the others are fighting over the donuts)
Uncyclopedian: Guys, I PRESSED THE FREAKING RESET BUTTON!!! EVERYTHING SHOULD HAVE RESET BY NOW!!!
Meganew: ...Why? I mean, remember? After you pressed it, we were still fighting over the donuts...
Uncyclopedian: Actually, we agreed to share, remember?
Meganew: Then why aren't we sharing? And get off the set!!!
(Meganew and Uncyclopedian disappear)
(Scene change. Some grey metal room in an underground base has MacFinn and Engelsfair in it)
MacFinn: Welcome...to Fortress X-8, Mr. Engelsfair.
Engelsfair: Is it a communist base?
MacFinn: Well... No...
Engelsfair: Then make it a communist base!!!
(Back in space...evil laughter is heard. Yes we all know, you can't hear yourself laugh in space, but nobody gives a shit.)
Aquarii: Okay, I'm spent, now what the hell was that?!
(Everybody looks outside to see a massive space carrier approaching their donut stand.)
Aquarii: IT'S A....
Aquarii: NO! DARNIT CHLOE, IT'S THE SUN CARRIER OF MEGA-DESTRUCTO!
(The SUN CARRIER OF MEGA-DESTRUCTO explodes)
(Muganez pulls out a scroll that says: "Say Fjopingouin to destroy the SUN CARRIER OF MEGA-DESRTUCTO built by the Edlons, Dr. Strangeherr, and a traitor in TYATU)
Adam: ...I blame MacFinn...
Adam: He's just...fishy.
Muganez: Of course. He has a fin on his back.
Muganez: I know how to find the traitor!!!
Muganez: By bringing back every major character, dead or alive, to have them vote on who is the traitor.
Aquarii: Well... Okay...
Part 2: The Vote
(Every major character is up on the podium, preparing to vote. Chronarion is our guest host)
Chronarion: Okay. Now, all of you must vote on who you think is the traitor. Your choices are MacFinn, Muganez, Adam, Aquarii, Keira, Dizburg, or Engelsfair.
(Each character stand up before he/she speaks, then sits down when he/she is finished)
Benson: BENSON SAYS MUGANEZ.
Shamus: That Dizburg feller.
Engelsfair: Han, for hating communism.
Adam: MacFinn, for being fishy.
Supwealuhop: The curry powder says Muganez.
Corsaire: Keira. And I annex this podium to France!!!
Han: Engelsfair, for being a commie.
Priest: God sayeth Engelsfair.
Ronalds: Han, once again, for hating COMMUNISM!!!
Flandos: Engelsfair. Stupid commie.
Braycat: Keira. For cheating on me.
Alka'anad: Adam. For being my nemesis.
Officer L: Engelsfair. Commie...
Ngo Dinh Diem: Engelsfair. Commie...
Ho Chi Minh: Han. For being an enemy of communist Vietnam.
PONG-WHO KNOWS?: Engelsfair. For being Darth Communist.
Cerid Marie: Engelsfair. For being Darth Communist.
Hinoa: Han. I hate him.
Kim Aquarii: Goo goo Muganez.
Argon: Han. I also hate him.
Trousers: Adam. He took my string.
Capercorni: Die Han!!! (Shoots at Han)
(Guards escort Capercorni out)
Sean Connery: Engelsfair. Soviet spy...
Dr. Rudolph: Dizburg. (Changes into Mr. H.) Adam.
Dr. Strangeherr's Shadow: Keira.
Mina Stranger: Muganez.
Ed Kaine: Adam.
Guard: Muganez. For not saving that doctor.
Klotski Kallir: Adam. For escaping my clutches.
Annie: Adam. For trying to rape me.
Muganez: Aquarii. For <Bleep>ing Keira.
MacFinn: Adam. For being prejudiced.
Uncyclopedian: Engelsfair. Still a commie.
Meganew: Keira. For cheating on Braycat.
(Scene switches back to Chronarion)
Chronarion: Time to tally the votes.
(Screen shows results)
(VOTING RESULTS: MUGANEZ: 6, DIZBURG: 4, HAN: 6, MACFINN: 3, AQUARII: 2, KEIRA: 4, ENGELSFAIR: 10, ADAM: 9)
Chronarion: Well, you voted that Engelsfair was the traitor, but you'll have to see the next episode to find out the real traitor.