User:Uncyclopedian/UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians/169
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edit Episode 169: SPACE DONUTS!!!
(This episode starts with Adam and Dizberg fighting over an OuroborosDonuts stand IN SPACE)
Engelsfair: Space is communist. Donuts are in space. Therefore, COMMIE DONUTS!!!
Everyone but Engelsfair and Ronalds: No.
Muganez: DIE!!! I hate Ouroboros, that gay donut, but I love their donuts.
Uncyclopedian: ...Look, kid, trying to insult Ouroboros here in front of a few guys who rather like Ouroboros is...a bad idea.
Muganez: ...When did you get here?
Uncyclopedian: Um... Yesterday?
Muganez: Well, are you an Ouroborist?
Muganez: How would you like to Communise Ouroboros for me? I'll give you a golden hammer and sickle...
Engelsfair: Of course, Comrade Muganez.
(Engelsfair does a goatse, causing Ouroboros to become a Communist)
Muganez: And here is your golden hammer and sickle.
(Muganez gives Engelsfair a golden hammer and sickle)
Keira II: What about me?
Muganez: Oh, you and Aquarii go ahead and <Bleep> each other.
Keira II: Well... Okay...
(Keira and Aquarii have hardcore sex on the floor. This scene was only shown as a shadow on the wall)
Dizburg: You dare insult the mighty Ouroboros, Muganez?
Muganez: Yes. And, just so you know, I am still a clone of Blaning, so...
(Muganez kills Dizburg)
Muganez: Adam, keep the donuts.
Uncyclopedian: Dammit, Muganez, stick to your lines!!! Engelsfair, no communist goatses! Dizburg, stand up! Meganew, there are no walls in space!!!
Uncyclopedian: You know what? I'm going to do something for this show that will save us all.
(Uncyclopedian presses the Reset Button, and everything returns to normal)
(Or at least as normal as anything on this show can be)
Uncyclopedian: Wow, TV Tropes is going to LOVE this show.
Meganew: Well, my attempt for a sci-fi tangent was destroyed.
Muganez: Cheer up. At least you have me.
Muganez and Engelsfair: We have a present for you.
Engelsfair: This Hell Outta Here!!!
Meganew: You mean, the ultimate weapon?
Muganez: Yes. (Gives Meganew the Hell Outta Here)
Meganew: Aw... Thanks, guys.
Engelsfair and Muganez: No problem.
Uncyclopedian: Uh... Guys?... Guys? THE SHOW!?
Meganew: Oh yeah.
(Uncyclopedian and Meganew disappear)
Muganez: Now, where were we?
Adam: My donuts!!!
Dizburg: Hand em over, Uncyclop!!!
(Dizburg whacks Adam with his cane, and takes the donuts)
Engelsfair: My COMMUNIST donuts!!!
(Engelsfair hits Dizburg with his MiG and takes the donuts)
Muganez: Mine!!! (Shoots down Engelsfair's MiG with a QVFD gun)
Dizburg and Adam: Give us back our OuroborosDonuts, Muganez!
Muganez: Fine then. (Teleports the donuts over to the Ouroborists)
(A lit fuse can be seen sticking out of the box)
(The box explodes right next to Dizburg and Adam, blowing them off the set)
Muganez: How about we stop fighting and share, like the civilized men we are.
Adam and Dizburg: Well... Okay.
Muganez: Great. Say, where did Engelsfair go?
(Credits roll. Scene in the background changes to Engelsfair's MiG plummeting towards the planet's surface. Freespace 2 music track "Genesis" plays in background. Engelsfair's limp COMMUNIST body can be seen in the cockpit. Background zooms in on Engelsfair's unconscious body, then fades to black)