User:Uncyclopedian/UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians/166
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edit Episode 166: Baby Gone Wild, EDians Capture and Transform Keira, And the Shortest TYATU Episode
(The episode begins with Keira, Aquarii, and Kim, the baby, standing inside a building)
Muganez: (Walks up) Hi there, Keira.
Keira: Hello, Muganez. I'd like to introduce you to my husband, and father of this baby: Eno Aquarii.
Aquarii: Hi, Muganez. I'm Eno Aquarii.
Muganez: Hello, Aquarii. I'm Muganez: a clone of Doppelganger.
Aquarii: Doppelganger? BOMB!!
(Muganez explodes, but is recreated, just like Blaning)
Muganez: What was that for!?
Aquarii: Sorry. I just have a habit of saying that.
Keira: (Clears throat) And this is our baby, Kim Bauer Aquarii.
Muganez: Wow. Just like dead WWII ace Jack Bauer.
Kim: Wow. Idiot is Muganez.
Muganez: (Insulted) Why did your baby insult me?
Kim: (Interrupts) Muganez idiot. BOMB!!
(Muganez explodes, and once again recreates himself)
Muganez: Well, since the baby has gone wild, those nasty EDians should probably be here right...
(10 EDians burst through the wall and capture Keira)
Aquarii: How did you know that would happen?
Muganez: Plot device.
(Scene switches to the EDian's lair, where Keira, partially naked, is stuck to a table)
Keira: What are you going to do with me?
Head EDian: Nothing. Except turn you into the hottest, sluttiest, most powerful and loyal EDian ever to be created. (Pulls switch)
(Sparks shoot out from machines around the table, as the camera slowly fades away, Keira's screams can be heard)
(Scene switches to Aquarii and Muganez worrying about what happened to Keira)
(Suddenly, a very Hot Woman steps through the hole in the wall)
Hot Woman: Hello, everyone. It's me, Keira.
Kim: Mommy's hot.
Keira: Do you know what they did to me? They turned me into a slutty Asian with ED parts. I'm very loyal to their cause now.
(Muganez drops dead due to Keira's hotness, but recreates himself again)
Keira: But I'm still one of your friends.
Adam: (Appears) We have to cut this episode short, due to internet problems. And Keira, you are going to be permanently hot.
Adam: For all of us here, I'm Adam Uncyclop.
Muganez: And I'm Muganez Maximus, wishing you a very excellent day.
Muganez: Want to eat some OuroborosDonuts?