User:Uncyclopedian/UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians/165
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edit Episode 165: Sex....... And WWIII Stopped Before it Started
(The episode begins with Annie, Adam, Han, Muganez, and a bunch of Soldiers teleporting back.)
(Han notices Muganez looks queasy)
Han: Anything wrong, Muganez?
Muganez: (Whispers in Han's ear) I really want to <Bleep> your daughter.
Han: It's your choice... Pervert.
(Muganez walks towards Annie, and is shot at by Adam)
Muganez: Hey! What was that for?
Adam: I'm in her custody. I've got to protect her.
Muganez: So? (Changes to look like Keira) Keira.... (Changes to look like Aquarii) and Aquarii had sex, but nobody shot at them.
(Annie smacks Muganez, still looking like Aquarii, around 12 times)
Muganez: Either way, I'm with Han. And I know Annie is also with Han, and against you, Adam. So... BOMB IS ADAM'S HEART!!
(Adam dies due to his heart exploding)
Muganez: Wow. When I shapeshift to look like people, I gain their abilities too. SOLDIERS ARE BOMBS!!
(All the enemy soldiers explode)
Han: So what now?
Muganez: (Changes back to look like Muganez) I guess we should check and see how much money you get from insurance.
Annie: Yeah, Dad. We do need the money now that Adam's LEAST CONTROLLABLE CLONE DESTROYED OUR HOUSE!!!
Muganez: But one thing... (Pulls Annie over) Can I <Bleep> you?
Muganez: If I give you a jetpack?
(Muganez and Annie have sex, while Han walks away, mumbling about "Crazy Kids" and other stuff)
(Muganez orgasms, and the two clean themselves off and get their clothes on)
Annie: That was wonderful.
Muganez: Yes it was. (Watch beeps) Oops. I'm late for a party with Engelsfair and Corsaire. They're going to fight it out! (Vanishes in puff of white smoke)
Annie: I wonder... Do I love him?
God: (Appears) It's your choice, Annie.
Annie: You aren't God! You're a chipmunk!
Annie: So... You shouldn't have all that power.
(Chipmunk God attacks Annie)
(Scene switches to Engelsfair and Corsaire's party)
Engelsfair: Communism rules!
Corsaire: No. The French Monarchy rules!
Muganez: You're both wrong!! (Changes to look like a French Communist) French Communism is better then both!!
Engelsfair: While you may be right, we still have to fight.
Corsaire: Let us begin!
(Engelsfair and Corsaire begin fighting, Engelsfair with a hammer and sickle, and Corsaire with a Cutlass)
Muganez: Hurry it up! We have only a couple of areas left.
(Corsaire and Engelsfair tie)
Corsaire: Let's go. (Leaves)
Engelsfair: I'm going. (Leaves)
Muganez: End the episode, please.
Uncyclopedian: WHAT THE...HELL!?!