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edit Episode 165: Sex....... And WWIII Stopped Before it Started

(The episode begins with Annie, Adam, Han, Muganez, and a bunch of Soldiers teleporting back.)

(Han notices Muganez looks queasy)

Han: Anything wrong, Muganez?

Muganez: (Whispers in Han's ear) I really want to <Bleep> your daughter.

Han: It's your choice... Pervert.

(Muganez walks towards Annie, and is shot at by Adam)

Muganez: Hey! What was that for?

Adam: I'm in her custody. I've got to protect her.

Muganez: So? (Changes to look like Keira) Keira.... (Changes to look like Aquarii) and Aquarii had sex, but nobody shot at them.

Annie: PERVERT!!!

(Annie smacks Muganez, still looking like Aquarii, around 12 times)

Muganez: Either way, I'm with Han. And I know Annie is also with Han, and against you, Adam. So... BOMB IS ADAM'S HEART!!

(Adam dies due to his heart exploding)

Muganez: Wow. When I shapeshift to look like people, I gain their abilities too. SOLDIERS ARE BOMBS!!

(All the enemy soldiers explode)

Han: So what now?

Muganez: (Changes back to look like Muganez) I guess we should check and see how much money you get from insurance.

Annie: Yeah, Dad. We do need the money now that Adam's LEAST CONTROLLABLE CLONE DESTROYED OUR HOUSE!!!

Muganez: But one thing... (Pulls Annie over) Can I <Bleep> you?

Annie: NO!!

Muganez: If I give you a jetpack?

Annie: Okay.

(Muganez and Annie have sex, while Han walks away, mumbling about "Crazy Kids" and other stuff)

(Muganez orgasms, and the two clean themselves off and get their clothes on)

Annie: That was wonderful.

Muganez: Yes it was. (Watch beeps) Oops. I'm late for a party with Engelsfair and Corsaire. They're going to fight it out! (Vanishes in puff of white smoke)

Annie: I wonder... Do I love him?

God: (Appears) It's your choice, Annie.

Annie: You aren't God! You're a chipmunk!

God: So?

Annie: So... You shouldn't have all that power.

(Chipmunk God attacks Annie)

(Scene switches to Engelsfair and Corsaire's party)

Engelsfair: Communism rules!

Corsaire: No. The French Monarchy rules!

Muganez: You're both wrong!! (Changes to look like a French Communist) French Communism is better then both!!

Engelsfair: While you may be right, we still have to fight.

Corsaire: Let us begin!

(Engelsfair and Corsaire begin fighting, Engelsfair with a hammer and sickle, and Corsaire with a Cutlass)

Muganez: Hurry it up! We have only a couple of areas left.

(Corsaire and Engelsfair tie)

Corsaire: Let's go. (Leaves)

Engelsfair: I'm going. (Leaves)

Muganez: End the episode, please.

Meganew: Okay.

Uncyclopedian: WHAT THE...HELL!?!

(Credits Roll)

See the Next Episode (Which Probably has Nothing to do With this One)

Episodes:

Season One:

ABOUT - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale

Season Two:

114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale

Season Three:

149 - 150 - 155 - 162 - 163 - 164 - 165 - 166 - 167 - 168 - 169 - 170 - 171 - 172 - 173 - 174 - 175 - 176 - 177 - 178 - 179 - Season Finale

Season Four:

181 -

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