User:Uncyclopedian/UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians/164
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edit Episode 164: Muganez Revealed
(This episode starts with a plane exploding in mid-air)
Adam: Oh great...
Priest: God, please save us.
Adam: Didn't God kill you?
Priest: I got better.
Guard: Um, guys...We are FREAKING FALLING RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO DISCUSS PRIEST'S DEADNESS!
God: I agree with Random Guard.
Han: When did YOU get here!?!
God: Just now.
(The entire group falls on one BIG pillow, with a man with a fin on his back standing beside it)
Adam: That guy over there looks rather fishy...no pun intended.
Man with fin: Hello. My name is Agent MacFinn.
Dizberg: Hello, MacFinn. Praise Ouroboros.
Aquarii: Wait...AGENT MacFinn!?! WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!?! WHERE IS THE BOMB!?!
(The pillow explodes)
Muganez: Who the heck do you think you are?
MacFinn: The one to reveal your true identity...
(MacFinn shocks Muganez, revealing his true self: a clone of Doppelganger)
Muganez: What the <bleep>? Why do I look like Blaning?
MacFinn: Because you're his clone, made by Alka'anad.
Muganez: Yeah right.
(Muganez kills MacFinn with a pistol)
(Everyone stares at Muganez)
Muganez: (Changes back to look like Muganez) What?
Everyone but Muganez: YOU'RE A CLONE OF BLANING.
Adam: Blaning, or as we call him now, Doppelganger, is our arch-nemesis.
Muganez: Well, I'm nothing like him.
Priest: Or are you?....
Muganez: So I'm a Blaning clone. I'm still good, and I have my own pun and character section.
Adam: Okay. You can stay with us.
Priest: Let's go wage WWIII now.
Adam: Oh right, the one started by mind-controlled me?
Dizberg: Yeah, that one.
(A CLIPPER suddenly sails in)
Rene: I'm back...TO ANNEX THIS PLACE FOR THE FRENCH MONARCHY!
Adam: No. Who writes this stuff anyway!?!
Uncyclopedian and Meganew: Us.
Adam: Well, then...WRITE BETTER, DAMMIT!!!
Uncyclopedian: Look! OuroborosDonuts!
(Adam and Dizberg buy donuts)
(MacFinn stands up)
MacFinn: NOBODY DIES IN TYATU ANYMORE! KA HA HA!!!