User:Uncyclopedian/UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians/162
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edit Episode 162: TYATU's In A Coma
(The episode starts in the Worst Ever Hospital. One of the doctors is in a coma. A patient is trying to save the doctor)
Patient: Um...I'm kind of Meganew at this...so...yeah.
(Suddenly, Adam, Guard, and Priest drag in the bleeding body of the director)
Adam: Hey, Priest, aren't you supposed to be dead?
Priest: Oh. Right.
(Priest falls down dead)
Patient: GAH!!! DEAD GUY!!! AAH!!
Adam: Well, this proves that "Meganew" is extremely queasy.
Meganew: (Gets up) I'm okay. I'm just not used to seeing a dead guy. Plus, my name is Muganez, not Meganew.
(Everyone sits and ponders, until Muganez gets fed up with sitting)
Muganez: Oh, what the heck... Llewellyn ap Gruffydd Fychan!
(Suddenly, Priest revives, and the doctor is out of his coma)
Adam: WTF did you do?
Muganez: I just revived them with some items I retrieved. One was a scroll saying: (Plucks out scroll)
(Scroll says: Say Llewellyn ap Gruffydd Fychan to revive all dead TYATU characters in the room)
Priest: Well... Uh..... Thanks?
Muganez: No problem. Say, we better get ready for the next episode.
Adam: Oh look! A plane!
(A plane can be seen from the hospital's only window)
Muganez: I'll fly.
Adam: Okay. Since you're new, be my guest.
(Everyone hops into the plane, with Muganez in the pilot's seat)
(The plane takes off)
Guard: Aren't you forgetting something?
Priest: (Looks at Adam) All..... planes..... crash.....
Muganez: Not this one.
(Muganez lands the plane at the airstrip, next to BENSON'S 4-D House of Airport Style Pancakes)
Adam: You've got to be kidding me.
Guard: No. It's real.
(The plane suddenly explodes)
Priest: Well, let's order.
(Everyone enters and sits down at a table)
Waitress: Welcome to BENSON'S 4-D House of Airport Style Pancakes. May I take your order?
Muganez: Yeah. I'll have 16,491 of BENSON'S Pancakes.
Guard, Priest, and Adam: Are you crazy!?
Muganez: Relax. I'll be fine.
(The waitress brings out 16,491 of BENSON'S Pancakes)
(Muganez eats all of them in one bite)
Adam: How the heck did you do that?
Muganez: Before I was put in this show, I got a black hole for a stomach. I can eat as much of anything as I want, and still be fine.
Guard: My gosh....
Priest: And tune in next episode, when we fully introduce our newest character: Muganez.
Adam: Aren't you supposed to have mostly decayed by now?
Priest: God likes me.
(Suddenly, the usual swarm of heroes enters)
Benson: GIVE BENSON 16,492 OF BENSON'S PANCAKES!
Engelsfair: I am requesting, for the good of all that is communism, that we all share a platter of COMMIE pancakes!!!
Benson: BENSON DOESN'T SELL COMMIE PANCAKES HERE!
Muganez: Does this guy ALWAYS yell!?!
Everyone but Benson and Muganez: YES.
Benson: BENSON IS BETTER.
Adam: We know, Benson.
Muganez: So you're Engelsfair?
Engelsfair: Yeah. And I like commu-
Everyone but Muganez: WE KNOW!!!
Muganez: And you're Benson? The person better then everything except whiskey, and the ruler of the BHOP pancake shop chain?
Benson: YES!!! BENSON IS THE RULER AND OWNER OF BHOP, AND IS BETTER THEN EVERYTHING EXCEPT..... WAIT. HOW DID YOU KNOW WHISKEY IS BETTER THEN BENSON?
Muganez: I read things. For example, I also know that Engelsfair made a wish on a monkey's paw, and turned into Darth Communist, if I'm correct.
Engelsfair: Holy heck. How did you know?
Muganez: Uncyclopedia. Meganew, the person who I'm based on, is typing out what we're saying right now.
Adam: He is?
Muganez: Yes. Well, let's wrap this up so I can get to bed and we can plan for the next episode.