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edit Episode 162: TYATU's In A Coma

(The episode starts in the Worst Ever Hospital. One of the doctors is in a coma. A patient is trying to save the doctor)

Patient: Um...I'm kind of Meganew at this...so...yeah.

(Suddenly, Adam, Guard, and Priest drag in the bleeding body of the director)

Adam: Hey, Priest, aren't you supposed to be dead?

Priest: Oh. Right.

(Priest falls down dead)

Patient: GAH!!! DEAD GUY!!! AAH!!

Adam: Well, this proves that "Meganew" is extremely queasy.

Guard: Yeah....

Meganew: (Gets up) I'm okay. I'm just not used to seeing a dead guy. Plus, my name is Muganez, not Meganew.

Guard: Ah...

(Everyone sits and ponders, until Muganez gets fed up with sitting)

Muganez: Oh, what the heck... Llewellyn ap Gruffydd Fychan!

(Suddenly, Priest revives, and the doctor is out of his coma)

Adam: WTF did you do?

Muganez: I just revived them with some items I retrieved. One was a scroll saying: (Plucks out scroll)

(Scroll says: Say Llewellyn ap Gruffydd Fychan to revive all dead TYATU characters in the room)

Priest: Well... Uh..... Thanks?

Muganez: No problem. Say, we better get ready for the next episode.

(Everyone agrees)

Adam: Oh look! A plane!

(A plane can be seen from the hospital's only window)

Muganez: I'll fly.

Adam: Okay. Since you're new, be my guest.

(Everyone hops into the plane, with Muganez in the pilot's seat)

(The plane takes off)

Guard: Aren't you forgetting something?

Muganez: What?

Priest: (Looks at Adam) All..... planes..... crash.....

Muganez: Not this one.

(Muganez lands the plane at the airstrip, next to BENSON'S 4-D House of Airport Style Pancakes)

Adam: You've got to be kidding me.

Guard: No. It's real.

(The plane suddenly explodes)

Priest: Well, let's order.

(Everyone enters and sits down at a table)

Waitress: Welcome to BENSON'S 4-D House of Airport Style Pancakes. May I take your order?

Muganez: Yeah. I'll have 16,491 of BENSON'S Pancakes.

Guard, Priest, and Adam: Are you crazy!?

Muganez: Relax. I'll be fine.

(The waitress brings out 16,491 of BENSON'S Pancakes)

(Muganez eats all of them in one bite)

Adam: How the heck did you do that?

Muganez: Before I was put in this show, I got a black hole for a stomach. I can eat as much of anything as I want, and still be fine.

Guard: My gosh....

Priest: And tune in next episode, when we fully introduce our newest character: Muganez.

Adam: Aren't you supposed to have mostly decayed by now?

Priest: God likes me.

(Suddenly, the usual swarm of heroes enters)

Benson: GIVE BENSON 16,492 OF BENSON'S PANCAKES!

Engelsfair: I am requesting, for the good of all that is communism, that we all share a platter of COMMIE pancakes!!!

Benson: BENSON DOESN'T SELL COMMIE PANCAKES HERE!

Muganez: Does this guy ALWAYS yell!?!

Everyone but Benson and Muganez: YES.

Benson: BENSON IS BETTER.

Adam: We know, Benson.

(Everyone waits)

Muganez: So you're Engelsfair?

Engelsfair: Yeah. And I like commu-

Everyone but Muganez: WE KNOW!!!

Muganez: And you're Benson? The person better then everything except whiskey, and the ruler of the BHOP pancake shop chain?

Benson: YES!!! BENSON IS THE RULER AND OWNER OF BHOP, AND IS BETTER THEN EVERYTHING EXCEPT..... WAIT. HOW DID YOU KNOW WHISKEY IS BETTER THEN BENSON?

Muganez: I read things. For example, I also know that Engelsfair made a wish on a monkey's paw, and turned into Darth Communist, if I'm correct.

Engelsfair: Holy heck. How did you know?

Muganez: Uncyclopedia. Meganew, the person who I'm based on, is typing out what we're saying right now.

Adam: He is?

Muganez: Yes. Well, let's wrap this up so I can get to bed and we can plan for the next episode.

Everyone: Agreed.

(Credits Roll)

Watch the Next Episode...

Episodes:

Season One:

ABOUT - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale

Season Two:

114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale

Season Three:

149 - 150 - 155 - 162 - 163 - 164 - 165 - 166 - 167 - 168 - 169 - 170 - 171 - 172 - 173 - 174 - 175 - 176 - 177 - 178 - 179 - Season Finale

Season Four:

181 -

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