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edit Episode #128: Mythbusters Again
(This episode starts in the Huge Spaghetti Cafe, which is in use by the Mythbusters)
Henry: Now, where is the plane?
Savage: Over there. (points to plane)
Henry: And remember, I expect to be paid for this.
Jamie: Sure. We will pay you after you fly the plane.
(Adam Uncyclop is reading webcomics on one of his laptops)
Henry: Time...to fly.
(Henry starts flying the plane. Adam Uncyclop's laptop is sucked into the engine. Henry, having forgotten to put his seatbelt on, flies out of the door of the plane, which opened in flight. The plane crashes.)
Uncyclop: HEY!!! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF READING SCHLOCK MERCENARY JUST NOW!!! Well, at least I have another laptop... (gets out another laptop and starts reading Schlock Mercenary again)
Henry: AAAAAAA I FORGOT TO PUT MY SEATBELT ON!!! THAT COULD HAVE KILLED ME!!!
Uncyclop: Oh great...
(Henry neglects to notice the oil isn't leaned properly, and the plane completely stalls)
Henry: Oh shit...
Uncyclop: Restart the engine!
Henry: I'd love to but this plane starts by spinning the prop!
(The plane crashes into the Congress during session. Nancy Pelosi is holding a half blown up balloon and Rudi Guliani is watching TV. All the senators are staring at the plane now.)
Ron Paul: Oh fuck. Now they know we don't actually do anything important here...
(Garm comes in, trips, and suffocates on Nancy's balloon. Switch scenes to the Huge Spaghetti Cafe.)
Shandion: OH MY GOD YOUR BALLOON KILLED GARM!!! YOU BASTARD IN CONGRESS!!!
Man: Never fear!
(Rips T-Shirt to reveal drag)
(Rips Drag to reveal morning dress with a large B on it)
Man: BUREAUCRACY MAN IS HERE!
Shandion: Can you help me get back at Nancy?
Bureaucracy Man: Not until you sign these forms first.
(Bureaucracy Man hands a large ream of papers and a cheap pen)
Bureaurcracy Man: You must fill in these forms in triplicate manually.
Shandion: Don't you have carbon copy?
Bureaucracy Man: Beggars can't be choosers. Fill those forms out and then send them to this building (gives business card)
Shandion: Wouldn't that take time?
Bureaucracy Man: Not a lot. Just 4 - 8 weeks.
(Shandion beats BM to death)
Savage: Planes obviously can't be flown without crashing them.
Jamie: But we forgot to replace the engine with dynamite!
(Mythbusters replace a plane's engine with lit dynamite, and get behind the blast shield. The plane goes flying very far, then explodes)
Savage: Show the slow motion!!! I like big booms!
(Slow motion explosion shown...Molly Tov Nye is glimpsed in slow motion)
Jamie: Who is that girl?
Molly: I'M A BOY DAMMIT!!!
Han: Maybe it would be more obvious if you had a boy's name.
Molly: I hate my name...but I like explosives.
(Molly leaves quickly. Adam Savage runs after him.)
Savage: Can I have some of your explosives!?!
C: I hear there is an UncyclopedElection going on! Electing people for the seats of Uncyc Parliament! Time...for a-
Han: Not the pun...not the pun...
C: COMMIE PARTY!!!
(Han beats C to a pulp)
Han: Oh god...I killed C!
C: Nope! I live because of COMMUNISM!!!
(Han kicks C)
C: ASSHOLE!! Now, back to the election.
Random Guy: No election.
Director: You know what cut! Cut! CUT! This plot really sucks ass. Seriously. Communism again? What the hell are the writers thinking? We're doing this differently come next episode. Take five, everyone. We're going to have a break until the next episode.
(Credits roll, with the writer's names blacked out by a sharpie.)