User:Uncyclopedian/Listcruft

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  • Listcruft is articles that are made of lists.
  • They are often vanity.
  • They are not a great way to do an article
  • They often have stupid pictures like this next one, but not in the lists:
  • Listcruftcoolpic
    Teh listcruft man!
  • MY SON JON IS A COOL GUY
  • Pancakes are good.
  • This is listcruft
  • List
  • More list
  • The flying boy is cool
  • The flying boy is the enemy of joe
  • I rock
  • The Flying Flamor is nonsense
  • Category:Lists
  • BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU
  • Johnny Johnson is the ultimate diety of the universe
  • I eat pie
  • Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the sun and survive the resulting supernova
  • Kitten huffing huffs this stuff
  • OUROBOROS IS BETTER THAN BENSON
  • Yeah right.
  • REDUNDANCY REDUNDANCY REDUNDANCY
  • TYATU!
  • So?
  • i am cool
  • go eat shit fuckers
    • Okay.
      • MMM!
  • I HATE THAT GAY GUY JAMES!!!
  • Shut up
  • You shut up
  • Listy, mmm!
  • Ingredients for a great listy meal follow:
  • Fancruft (salted only)
  • Animecruft (use only the red kind - throw away if too green)
  • Webcruft
  • Bandcruft (preferably thawed)
  • Bookcruft (this should be let to sit for several days)
  • Moviecruft (stir in with onions)
  • Ninjacruft
  • Schoolcruft (finely sliced)
  • Spamcruft (the tinned kind is better)
  • Tabloidcruft
  • See Also for lists that are not listcruft:
  • List of animals that don't exist, but should
  • List of Jesus' special moves
  • List of one letter words starting with A
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