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| DUMBASS WARNING!|
This page is devoted to a REAL PERSON. Isn't it amazing how shitty this guy is?
edit Hi, I Really Don't Know What The Fucking Hell I'm Doing
--Uncyclopediadork 03:59, 17 November 2006 (UTC) Ya, anyway, I came to this site because I heard it was a wonderful place, where I could pretend I was editing Wikipedia. Now that I'm here I find that Wikipedia is a load of SHIT! I am unusually random, so please don't say my country is full of nuts like me.
| This user is Canadian|
...and stands for truth,
universal health care,
and HOCKEY games!
edit My hobbies & Shit you should know about me
|bu-N||This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.|
Oh, yeah, I really can speak native Bullet. Assuming that's swears. Behold an incredibly useless display: You ----ing ------- ------ sonofa-----es should go straight to thrice------ ----ing ---- for even ----ing challenging me to an ------ challenge!!!-------. Told you so. No, you don't want to know the words I used, especially if you are not between 16 and 25 or are a virgin.
edit Stuff that's mine or has been turned into a genuine piece of SHit by me.
| Extreme Shit Alert!|
The links listed here are guaranteed to be totally shitty, and the author apologizes for any emotional scarring.
More will come. Be afraid.
edit Now to my side buisness
I rent myself out as an invisible friend for the poor assholes who spend their lives on the computer. Here's how it works: You send me money and I pretend I give a crap about you. Not! I'll disappear magically.
edit My friends and their pets
I hope that you can revel in this high quality reatrdation. After all, these things still aren't as messed up as me though.
edit The love of my life
| Nausea Imminent!|
You may want to skip this.
CHEESE. More To Come.