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This page is devoted to a REAL PERSON. Isn't it amazing how shitty this guy is?
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This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

edit Hi, I Really Don't Know What The Fucking Hell I'm Doing

--Uncyclopediadork 03:59, 17 November 2006 (UTC) Ya, anyway, I came to this site because I heard it was a wonderful place, where I could pretend I was editing Wikipedia. Now that I'm here I find that Wikipedia is a load of SHIT! I am unusually random, so please don't say my country is full of nuts like me.

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!

edit My hobbies & Shit you should know about me

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.
Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]].
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

n00b This user is a n00b.
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

Oh, yeah, I really can speak native Bullet. Assuming that's swears. Behold an incredibly useless display: You ----ing ------- ------ sonofa-----es should go straight to thrice------ ----ing ---- for even ----ing challenging me to an ------ challenge!!!-------. Told you so. No, you don't want to know the words I used, especially if you are not between 16 and 25 or are a virgin.

edit Stuff that's mine or has been turned into a genuine piece of SHit by me.

Stop crap Extreme Shit Alert!
The links listed here are guaranteed to be totally shitty, and the author apologizes for any emotional scarring.


More will come. Be afraid.

edit Now to my side buisness

I rent myself out as an invisible friend for the poor assholes who spend their lives on the computer. Here's how it works: You send me money and I pretend I give a crap about you. Not! I'll disappear magically.

edit My friends and their pets


Um, yeah...



I hope that you can revel in this high quality reatrdation. After all, these things still aren't as messed up as me though.

edit The love of my life

Stop crap Nausea Imminent!
You may want to skip this.

CHEESE. More To Come.

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