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|Primary armament||Nasal horn|
|Secondary armament||Brow horns|
|Power supply||89 times a day|
|Mana||Off da charts|
|Strength||varies with mood|
|Special attack||Chews primitive angiosperms to power flamethrower in mouth|
|extinct since the Late Cretaceous|
“I don't want to know what your ass looks like in...wait, who is this? Oh, yeah. The three-horned chap with a butt-ugly beak.”
It's great. Four days of non-stop-Wait, what article is this? Oh, yeah. That Styracosaurus-I mean, Centro- Penta...ceratops...
I'm not joking about how awesome that Psittacosaurus is. Yup, it's cool having like, 10 species in that genus. Like, most dinosaur genera are SO monotypic. It's stupid. Anyways, the Ceratopsia are all descended from those Chinese buggers. Even Leptoceratops, the misfit reject of the Marginocephalia.
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Torosaurus, but not Diceratops- it's one ugly retard. Suck it, Bakker. And of course all the new ones from 2010 that
nobody everyone cares so passionately about. Even me, your mom, and, of course, the King.
No, Mom. I'm not a homosexual...of course he's not buying that car. Why do you think he called Dad yesterday?...Okay, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah. The behavior thing. Umm...I don't have any fucking clue. Go ask your cousin, Joey. He looks pretty knowledgeable about it.
Quite a few. I can't think of any good ones right now, though. Call me back at 6:00 tonight and maybe I'll have some examples for you.