User:Uncle J

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This user is Canadian
...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
and the CBC!!!

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Uncle J also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

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Age: Old enough to know better than to answer a question like this
Race: Human
Sex: Yes Please
Sexual Orientation: I like chicks
Religion: I'll believe it when I see it
Nationality: Terran
Species: Hetero sapiens
Political Affliation: Anyone who does not belong to the Republican Party of the United States or the Liberal Party of Canada, two of the most corrupt regimes in the free world.
Favourite TV Show: Trailer Park Boys

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Old enough to drive old enough to be driven (An argument for raising the age of consent to 16 rather than 14)
Old enough to get paid, old enough to get laid (Another argument for making the age of consent 16 because you need to be 16 to work in most provinces)
Straight until proven gay (a play on innocent until proven guilty)
Are you staying at the Rico Suave (Rocco Forte)
We've been in Queer all night (cue)
I want a fucking Cyrus radio (Sirius)
I don't like staying at the Paris Hilton, its too small and there isn't enough ball room
Anal sex is shitty
He's a biped (short form for bisexual pedophile, a play on words because biped also means two legged animal)

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edit Articles I didn't write but found funny

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edit Articles Co-Written with the Sturgdawg

edit UnNews Articles

edit Cape Breton News

edit In other news....

edit News Articles I didn't write but found funny

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	Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism "In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"

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