User:Unchain

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Unchain
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
cpp-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of C++.
fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.
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Unchain will work for food.

"A young man who will be dead sooner than I."

~ Oscar Wilde on Unchain

Unchain is a man of great importence and stature. Well, at least to himself. He was a serious kitten addict, until a accident made him immune to the effects of kittens. He is left a broken shell of a man, who can no longer lead a normal life. He often attempts to be funny, sometimes succeding, but usually failing miserably.

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