edit Blue Balls themselves
Blue Balls are blue, and spherical.
edit How the balls appeal to the senses:
Smell-The balls have a rubbery scent, like burning tyres.
Sight-Blue. So unbelievably blue.
Touch-Apparently, quite springy.
Side-Trumpets-The balls sound very yoinky, apparently.
Taste-They taste like old blueberry muffins.
edit Why make blue balls?
It's fun to watch them being made.
edit Ok, again, why?
I just told you.
edit You're an idiot, I'm outta here.
Shut up, nobody gives one!
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