User:UnEditor510/Blue Ball Factory

The Blue Ball Factory is a the global manufacturer of blue balls and other related products such as the Blue Ball Factory Ol' Fashioned Destruct-O-Cannon™ and the Blue Ball Factory Cube Corrector™. People have flocked from all over the globe for the wondrous blue ball.

Contents 1 Blue Balls themselves 1.1 Function 1.2 How the balls appeal to the senses: 1.3 Why make blue balls? 1.4 Ok, again, why? 1.5 You're an idiot, I'm outta here.

edit Blue Balls themselves

Blue Balls are blue, and spherical.

edit Function

The blue balls appear to be used for eating, drinking, bouncing, head-replacing, general happiness and for use in suicide by choking.

edit How the balls appeal to the senses:

Smell-The balls have a rubbery scent, like burning tyres.
Sight-Blue. So unbelievably blue.
Touch-Apparently, quite springy.
Side-Trumpets-The balls sound very yoinky, apparently.
Taste-They taste like old blueberry muffins.

edit Why make blue balls?

It's fun to watch them being made.

edit Ok, again, why?

I just told you.

edit You're an idiot, I'm outta here.

Shut up, nobody gives one!