This is no more than a billionth of the factory.
Blue Ball Factory
is a the global manufacturer of blue balls and other related products such as the Blue Ball Factory Ol' Fashioned Destruct-O-Cannon™ and the Blue Ball Factory Cube Corrector™.
Blue Ball Factory Ol' Fashioned Destruct-O-Cannon™. Buy yours now, for only £/$79.99! Yes, £/$79.99
plus P+P (£/$1000,000)
People have flocked from all over the globe for the wondrous blue ball.
The Cube Corrector™. Warning:May ruin your
edit Blue Balls themselves
Blue Balls are blue, and spherical.
The blue balls appear to be used for eating, drinking, bouncing,
head-replacing, general happiness and for use in suicide by choking.
edit How the balls appeal to the senses:
-The balls have a rubbery scent, like burning tyres. Smell
-Blue. So unbelievably blue. Sight
-Apparently, quite springy. Touch
Side--The balls sound very Trumpets yoinky, apparently.
-They taste like old Taste blueberry muffins.
edit Why make blue balls?
It's fun to watch them being made.
edit Ok, again, why?
I just told you.
edit You're an idiot, I'm outta here.
Shut up, nobody gives one!
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