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LARGE OVERTLY ACCENTED TEXT MEANS SOMETHING SO LISTEN UP NOW
|This article is not written like a redneck, it is written as if being pronounced with a BBC Accent. Please read it as if you are Queen Elizabeth II or push off back to your own country, you foreign invader! It's not like we did anything to you! Pick on somebody your own size!|
BBC Eenglish is a jolly good ewld ecksent inveeanted peeurely to meke the messes speak like theey aah suppohsed to. Thowse Yenks have new ideea hew to speak Eenglish propahley, and theyahforh this form of kemmunication wes inviented sew thet we ken teech them a bloody good lesson!
Good Ewld BBC Eenglish: A histoly.
BBC Eenglish meyd its fest eppearance shoatly efter the Syecond Werld War wheyah we shewed those ruddy Jellies hew the British are the rewlers, not them. It wars ferst yoused to shew how brilleantly eacksented the British could meke themselves sound. Weyell of course it weacked, eand the ecksent caused a meassive uprise in neational pride.
The War Egeinst Common English end Emerican English
Enfortunately, soon efterwords the commoners begean to speak 'normeally'. Emericans, heving stolen the lenguage, begen meaking it theyer ewn. Sewn, the lenguage was so deformed it was bealy recognisehble.