User:Ultra Sarah

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Hi, I'm ULTRA SARAH.

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17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
ao-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.
bl-N This user is a native speaker of Blasphemy.
en-L Thith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp.
enr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish.
fig-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Fight.
fur-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Furry.
gee-N This user is a native speaker of Geek.
ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
il-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Igpay Atinlay.
MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
quo-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Quote.
rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.
sa-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Sarcasm.
us-L Thith uther thpeakth American English with a really thexy lithp.


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Ist2 2304394 baby girl This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

15 This user is 15 years old. Woop-ti-doo.


teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Brain This user's IQ is really high.

Eaclogo This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
Sign1 This user is a mutant.
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


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This user is ARR-some!

Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
Geek This user is a geek.
1337 This user is elite.
sub subliminal!
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