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Member of the Order
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
1337 This user is elite.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
tlh-G This user does not speak Klingon and furthermore believes Klingon to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Klingon.
fur-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Furry.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.

Stuff that cowardly people dared say about me behind my back...

“Ah, yes, a great man! Many accomplishments!”
~ UltraScreech on Ultrascreech

(Attention: The previous quotation is not cowardly)

“I consider this man the earths most powerful warrior, even above me.”
~ Chuck Norris on UltraScreech
“How can one be both a ninja and a plane? Thats CRAZY!”
~ Oscar Wilde on UltraScreech
“Crap, this guy beat me hands down...”
~ Random Ninja on UltraScreech

Uncowardly things


Yon hath stumbled uponeth my lair of Uncyclopedia GODLINESS and HOLINESS and most importantly of NINJANESS.

This page will be treated as a shirine to my awesomeness. Anyone who deifiles it will be slaughtered unmercifully but awesomely, so you will die in at least a cool way, even though you deserve to be hit by flying fruit.

Awesome things accomplished

  • So I was in my basement yesterday when I saw this pirate, so I killed him.
  • So i was in the park yesterday whenI saw this piate, so i killed him.
  • So I was on Uncyclopedia yesterday when I saw this pirate, so i killed him.
  • So I was at School yesterday when i saw this Pirate, so I killed him.
  • So i was forced to look at Wikipedia because of n00bs yesterday when i saw this Wikipedian, so I killed him, the n00b and Wikipedia.


Best Ninja-Since birth

Hawtest Ninja-Since birth

Greatest ever-Since birth

Why this page is really hot

Its just is. --UltraScreech 21:03, 12 May 2006 (UTC)

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