User:UltraScreech

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Member of the Order

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.

This user is cooler than you.

UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

1337 This user is elite.

nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

tlh-G This user does not speak Klingon and furthermore believes Klingon to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Klingon.

fur-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Furry.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.

edit Stuff that cowardly people dared say about me behind my back...

“Ah, yes, a great man! Many accomplishments!”

~ UltraScreech on Ultrascreech

(Attention: The previous quotation is not cowardly)

“I consider this man the earths most powerful warrior, even above me.”

~ Chuck Norris on UltraScreech

“How can one be both a ninja and a plane? Thats CRAZY!”

~ Oscar Wilde on UltraScreech

“Crap, this guy beat me hands down...”

~ Random Ninja on UltraScreech

edit Uncowardly things

Y HALO THAR!

Yon hath stumbled uponeth my lair of Uncyclopedia GODLINESS and HOLINESS and most importantly of NINJANESS.

This page will be treated as a shirine to my awesomeness. Anyone who deifiles it will be slaughtered unmercifully but awesomely, so you will die in at least a cool way, even though you deserve to be hit by flying fruit.

edit Awesome things accomplished

• So I was in my basement yesterday when I saw this pirate, so I killed him.

• So i was in the park yesterday whenI saw this piate, so i killed him.

• So I was on Uncyclopedia yesterday when I saw this pirate, so i killed him.

• So I was at School yesterday when i saw this Pirate, so I killed him.

• So i was forced to look at Wikipedia because of n00bs yesterday when i saw this Wikipedian, so I killed him, the n00b and Wikipedia.

edit Awards

Best Ninja-Since birth

Hawtest Ninja-Since birth

Greatest ever-Since birth

WEREHAMSTER Award WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason. THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

edit Why this page is really hot

Its just is. --UltraScreech 21:03, 12 May 2006 (UTC)