User:Ultimatum479

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17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
gbs-P This f****r speaks Galactic Basic Standard heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.
bs-E This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school.
tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
pe-0 This user does not understand Plain English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
es-X This user only speaks Español enough to seduce native Español speakers.
enr-4 This user speaks Engrish at a near-native level.
vg-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Vogon whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
al-G This user does not speak the Ancient Language and furthermore believes the Ancient Language to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of the Ancient Language.
du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

1337 This user is elite.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
NO This user doesn't care.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
Image-4 Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Sign1 This user is a mutant.
Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
British Royal Family This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
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