User:Uforia77

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Remember, even if you win the rat race... you're still a rat. Help!

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.

No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama. <-- See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!! Now go away.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is an evil clone of Uforia77.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

RENT This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!! Other users who are Evil Clowns

Color This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user can see what you don't.

Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This user is a reincarnation of some guy.

9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.

This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over. NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

Pasta be upon this user.

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.

This user is a geek.

This user is cooler than you.

1337 This user is elite.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

MEH This user redefines lazy.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is addicted to video games.

This User has the Need for Speed.

This User can Drift and beat D.K.

This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is an Australian ... Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

Abyss This user edits The Abyss.

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

This user is too pirate for your internet.

This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.

This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again.

This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.

This user fears the clowns.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user will give you a seizure.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

This user loves pi

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

THIS IS SPARTA!

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!

USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

This user seriously needs to calm down.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user has eye beams.

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.

bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.

BS	This userpage is bullshit.

“Who? I've never heard of him.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Uforia77

“I pity the foo!”

~ Mr. T on Uforia77

“What abount my only rival?”

~ AAA on Uforia77

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Mr. McDude has approved this article to be a part of his master plan

If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.