User:Uforia77

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Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1 This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead. Help!
CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.


Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of Uforia77.
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
EvilClown This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

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Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Lotus This user is a reincarnation of some guy.
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
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中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
3dspork This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
Pegasus small This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small


Fsm

This user be getting drunk on his booty..

Bofh This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
Geek This user is a geek.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


MEH This user redefines lazy.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Xbox2 This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos


Skyline Z-Tune This User has the Need for Speed.
Blue-supra-1 This User can Drift and beat D.K.
Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.


A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.


ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.


Abyss This user edits The Abyss.


TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
Skullnbones

This user is pilfering ye booty!

Dracula1 This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.
Zombie man This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with Microsoft again.
Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

Envelope This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


Jason vorhees This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Cowbell2 THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
Gnome-speakernotes This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


JapaneseToiletBidet This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!
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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


OBN This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Daeh-gnidolpxE
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Leroy This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.


Bush-jail bars-war criminal This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be arrested and tried for war crimes.
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
BS This userpage is bullshit.




“Who? I've never heard of him.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Uforia77


“I pity the foo!”
~ Mr. T on Uforia77


“What abount my only rival?”
~ AAA on Uforia77


Bushfire This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head












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Yoda1

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This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.

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