User:Uber
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i am uber. i rule over u.
| This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.
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| This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
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| This user is a reincarnation of Oscar Wilde.
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| Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page!
Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*
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| This user can see what you don't.
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| This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| Official
| This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| This user's IQ is 111.
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| This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 1337 userboxes as one liners are easy.
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| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
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| This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.
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| free
| This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
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| This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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| ?
| This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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This user idolises Dr. House
and knows it's not Lupus.
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| This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.
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| This user believes in the matrix's and need to seriously get in touch with the real world
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| This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
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| ABYSS
| This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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| A x2
| This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
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| RS
| This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.
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| This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
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| PS2
| This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
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| This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
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| This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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| This user kicks butt at Tetris: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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| This user is a vampire. Bleh!
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| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
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| This user loves pi
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| nth
| WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
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| WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
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| This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.
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| This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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| ?
| Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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| This user is owned by one or more cats.
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| This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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| This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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| This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
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| This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
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| This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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| This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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This user is an
Assault Soldier and
is pWn1ng n00bs with his
quarter gun.
| MS-4
| This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
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-uber
