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Domokunyellownbackground This user is a master of extreme sarcasm, and can kill a grue with a mere utterance.
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
en-G This user does not speak English and furthermore believes English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of English.
NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.

Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Lotus This user is a reincarnation of Oscar Wilde.
Kiss22 Awww... How adorable! You made some other User happy and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*

Crystalball This user can see what you don't.
Potatohead aqua This user wants This_page_does_not_exist featured.

Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is reading your thoughts!

Sign1 This user is a mutant.
British Royal Family This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

Brain This user's IQ is 111.

Userboxbox This user has created/stolen from wikipedia 1337 userboxes as one liners are easy.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

sub subliminal!
Anti-Benson This user denounces BENSON.


This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

Ouroboros This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.
free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
1337 This user is elite.
DrHouse This user idolises Dr. House

but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.

Shh This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.

Neo Small This user believes in the matrix's and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

OperaLogo This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
Utorrent logo This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

RS This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.

Nintendo ds This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.
Wii This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Tetris kick ass This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
Dracula1 This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.
Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

NAV dark This user is a Net Authority Violator
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
Fibonacci WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

Pink Ninja Gang This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
IP This user's IP is

Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
1337 times.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Cat03 This user is owned by one or more cats.
Cat03 This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
Psi2.svg This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Amonite Cropped This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
Leroy This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.

Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
bu-G User opposes the use of Bullet.
typo-4 Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.
MS-4 This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!


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