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- ...that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?
- ...that the average human male between the ages of 13 and 18 is has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
- ...and if you haven't before you just did after reading the above statement.
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