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This is a collection of raids on the #uncyclopedia channel by various Encyclopedia Dramaticists (and possibly vice-versa), all of which have failed miserably. IP addresses are not censored.
Note to visitors from #ed coming here post-raid: Thanks for your contributions to this page!
edit Raid of 03/02/2007 - Uncyc Vs. ED. Home Uncyc, Visitors ED.
- Sockpuppet count: ~120
- Captains: Codeine (Uncyc), w00t (ED)
- Message: IT'S THE GREAT #UNCYCLOPEDIA RAID! YOU ALL FUCKING FAIL! LOVE W00T! IT'S THE GREAT #UNCYCLOPEDIA RAID! YOU ALL FUCKING FAIL! LOVE W00T!
- Round 1: ED crapfloods the channel with about 100 bots. Codeine moderates the channel, effectively shutting them up. The bots leave the channel afterwards. 1 point for Uncyc.
- Round 2: Codeine sets the channel limit to 50, but unmoderates the channel. Another wave of bots hit, delivering the same message into the channel and also to channel members via notice. Codeine moderates the channel again.
- Round 3: nanolith shows up. Three more bots enter the channel, all of which insult Codeine. Two are pwned by nanolith's mighty banhammer (k-lined), the other one quits.
- Post-game: JmKl joins, bitches, and leaves.
edit Raid of 03/08/2007 - Uncyc Vs. ED. Various battlefields.
- Sockpuppet count: Approx. 20
- Captains: Spang (Uncyc), w00t (ED)
- Message: : UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS ASS! IT'S MADE OF SHITE AND FAIL! UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS ASS! IT'S MADE OF SHITE AND FAIL! UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS ASS! IT'S MADE OF SHITE AND FAIL!
- Round 1: ED crapfloods Uncyc. Spang is quick to moderate the channel.
- Round 2: Several members (including myself) jump onto #ed and start complaining. "Uncyc is gay", "GOATSE" and such immaturity follows. It is questioned why Uncyclopedia is gay when goatse is all over ED to begin with in the first place. Many members banned/kicked.
- Postgame: Talkpage on this page created, yay!
edit Happy St. Patrick's Day - Wishes from w00t
- Sockpuppets: 12
- Flooder: w00t, as per usual
- Message: HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! LET'S GET DRUNK AND HAVE ANAL SEX UNTIL WE ALL GET A RECTAL PROLAPSE OF GOATSE'S SIZE! LOVE W00T! (Rather interesting if you ask me)
- Round 1: w00t sends out his flood of bots via Tor and immediately sends out the message above using 12 bots. It is questioned why Uncyclopedia is called gay when he is inviting us to an ED gay sex party. RichiH shows up and klines the bots.
- Round 2:
“that raid tottaly failed”
- Then many people show up and start crapflooding again. We are requested to come over to #ed, to which we respond with kickbans. Mhaille puts it best:
“thanks for dropping bye and wasting your time”
- Postgame: Please read below. I am now on #ed.
edit A Time of Peace: ED Sysop Sheneequa Converses
Just a small log.
(21:04:34) Sheneequa [n=sup@unaffiliated/sheneequa] entered the room. (21:04:37) Clorox: you happy now? (21:04:44) Sheneequa: what up uncyclo (21:04:46) Emmzee: hey (21:04:49) Sheneequa: long time no see (21:04:52) Emmzee: we were having an orgy (21:04:56) Emmzee: but some people left (21:05:03) Clorox: not quite (21:05:06) TomMayfair: I always wondered if people listent to their own music in private (21:05:06) Sheneequa: they did not want your syphilus (21:05:18) MoneySign: Sheneequa!! (21:05:21) MoneySign: Howdy!! (21:05:23) Sheneequa: MoneySign!! (21:05:26) Sheneequa: what up (21:05:28) TomMayfair: Hi Sheneequa (21:05:33) MoneySign: Uhm... Dunno... What? (21:05:39) Hinoa: Hi Sheneequa. (21:05:44) Sheneequa: TomMayfair / Hinoa what's new (21:05:50) Hinoa: Not that much. (21:06:05) Hinoa: Well, we did get invaded by a bunch of idiots a while back, but then again, shit happens. (21:06:10) TomMayfair: Ummmm..... The 2007 penny (21:06:47) Sheneequa: Hinoa: yeah we got ddos'd recently (21:06:49) Clorox: Ummmm happened? (21:06:54) Hinoa: Ow. (21:06:58) Sheneequa: a whole bunch of noobs were quick to blame uncyclopedia (21:07:07) ***Emmzee wishes BENSON was here (21:07:07) TomMayfair: YAY (21:07:09) Clorox: for what now? (21:07:10) Hinoa: And thus we got flooded? (21:07:15) Sheneequa: Hinoa: nah (21:07:18) Sheneequa: newbs have no power (21:07:24) ***TomMayfair points at UN (21:07:24) Sheneequa: the sysops knew you guys don't do that shit (21:07:26) MoneySign: Free publicity, Hin... Enjoy it. (21:07:26) Clorox: hmmmm (21:07:49) Sheneequa: most everyone here I've spoken to believes in live and let live re: wikis (21:07:54) Mhaille: maybe BENSON IS here? (21:07:59) Sheneequa: with a couple exceptions but I doubt their capability of ddos (21:08:48) Sheneequa: but really it's the first time I think someone with the capability got pissed off, but Max, the founder of YTMND, redid our server and thus saved us (21:08:54) Sheneequa: fun stuff (21:09:06) MoneySign: Hurrah for Max! (21:09:17) Clorox: what site is this? (21:09:25) Sheneequa: yeah we had international max day on 3/14 (21:09:29) Clorox: that you talk of? (21:09:30) Sheneequa: Clorox: ED (21:09:34) Clorox: oh. (21:09:38) Clorox: roffles (21:09:42) Hinoa: Down, boy. (21:09:59) Clorox: Down, who? (21:10:11) MoneySign: Lassie's a girl, Hinoa... (21:10:24) MoneySign: :D (21:10:31) Emmzee: Really! (21:10:32) Clorox: I'm not Lassie (21:10:32) ***Hinoa meant Clorox...oh, wait. (21:10:42) Hinoa: Nevarmind. (21:10:45) Emmzee: lol (21:10:48) Hinoa is now known as HinoAFK (21:10:48) MoneySign: I nevar do... (21:11:37) Clorox: aah! (21:11:48) Clorox: not Caitai again! (21:11:58) Sheneequa: hey Caitai (21:12:00) Clorox: Keitei and Caitlai are enough (21:12:06) Emmzee: hey caitai (21:12:38) Mhaille: there were a few people who wanted to retaliate to what the EDites did earlier, but we threatened them with pain and suffering (21:13:00) Sheneequa: Mhaille: what did the EDiots do to you? (21:13:17) Mhaille: think if the Admins on #ED do the same these sort of things might become less of an issue (21:13:43) Olipro: erm, that's not possible (21:13:44) Mhaille: me personally? nothing this time, just the 30 mins of spamming the channel nonstop (21:13:46) Sheneequa: most of the time I've been around when people start talking shit I keep them down (21:13:53) Sheneequa: Mhaille: was it w00t? (21:13:55) Olipro: #ED participants are too fucking moronic (21:13:59) Mhaille: he was one (21:14:00) Olipro: they'd be mass kickbanned (21:14:08) Sheneequa: w00t gets bored easy and spams everything (21:14:09) Olipro: I was in there once (21:14:14) Olipro: it was horrible (21:14:24) Sheneequa: I can't think of any ops who come here and fuck around (21:14:25) HinoAFK: Um... someone used the nick "lolololol," but I dunno who that was. (21:14:33) ***HinoAFK is still AFK, BTW (21:14:35) Olipro: there's a guy called Jewhate too (21:14:50) Olipro: I mean... what the fuck (21:14:52) Sheneequa: someone using the nick lolololol also recently ddos'd us (21:14:55) Olipro: you can't call yourself that (21:15:02) Sheneequa: jewhate is a familiar nick... (21:15:16) Sheneequa: trying to remember who's alt that is (21:15:23) Sheneequa: look I try to keep raids down (21:15:25) Olipro: is Sheldon a Jew? (21:15:34) TomMayfair: 186 kilobytes wOOt (21:15:36) Olipro: is Sheldon even the right name (21:15:38) ***Emmzee goes away (21:15:40) Sheneequa: who is sheldon (21:15:41) Emmzee left the room (quit: "Chatzilla 0.9.77 [Firefox 220.127.116.11/2007021917]"). (21:15:56) Olipro: shite (21:16:00) Olipro: erm, it'll come to me (21:16:07) Mhaille: was Hitori one of them? (21:16:21) Olipro: he's one of the ED "glitterati" (21:16:32) Olipro: he uses his real name (21:16:33) Sheneequa: what the hell is glitterati (21:16:34) Mhaille: stultus? (21:16:36) Olipro: with a zero in it (21:16:39) Sheneequa: w00t? (21:16:48) Olipro: :| (21:16:52) Sheneequa: and yeah I know a stultus who's pretty annoying (21:16:59) HinoAFK: Hmm... Sheldon... rings a bell. (21:16:59) Olipro: one of the founders... (21:17:01) HinoAFK is now known as Hinoa (21:17:07) Olipro: people posted his pic up (21:17:09) Hinoa: Bingo. I deleted an article on him once. (21:17:10) Olipro: and he claimed DMCA (21:17:20) Clorox: *tumbleweed* (21:17:22) Olipro: what a twat (21:17:34) Mhaille: Patty, PattyAC, Pattylc, PattyAndSoOn (21:17:34) Olipro: I mean... your leader (21:17:41) Olipro: ...is a twat (21:17:42) Clorox: crud (21:17:44) Clorox left the room. (21:17:54) ***Hinoa sets mode +stfu Olipro (21:18:07) ***Olipro sets mode +ED Hinoa (21:18:18) ***Hinoa sets mode +o Hinoa (21:18:20) Hinoa: Oh, wait... (21:18:25) Olipro: just fucking try it (21:18:28) mode (+o Hinoa ) by ChanServ (21:18:31) Olipro: I'm not in the modd (21:18:33) Olipro: *mood (21:18:35) Hinoa: :) (21:18:46) mode (-o Hinoa ) by Hinoa (21:18:47) Sheneequa: we have no sheldon as a founder of ED dude (21:19:02) Sheneequa: you mean Sherrod aka Girlvinyl? (21:19:03) MoneySign: Ooo, hin.. You finally got your wings?? (21:19:07) Olipro: ok, Sheneequa, I was kidding, but seriously; what's the guy's name (21:19:08) Hinoa: Yep. (21:19:14) Olipro: yes! Sherrod DeGrippo (21:19:15) MoneySign: Finally... (21:19:21) Hinoa: Oh. Duh. Sherod. (21:19:21) Sheneequa: yeah sherrod doesn't come round (21:19:22) Olipro: it all comes flooding back (21:19:26) Hinoa: Similar names. (21:19:35) Sheneequa: then there's Joseph Evers our beloved owner (21:19:43) Clorox_: hmm (21:20:27) Mhaille: and Fluffy, the beloved puppy dog (21:20:39) Zerotrousers: HERRO!!! (21:20:46) Olipro: this is some seriously good Pink Floyd (21:20:54) Zerotrousers: NICE (21:20:59) Sheneequa: Mhaille: any of these guys come round? (removed, fucking spamfilter) (21:21:01) Clorox_: My IRC is acting evil today (21:21:04) Zerotrousers: ANY ADMINS ON ATM
... and that's pretty much it.
edit Starnes Attempts to Troll #ed And Fails Miserably
Main article: User:UNKNOWNFILE/edraid/starnesux
A few hours following w00t's St. Patrick's Day crapflood, Starnestommy attempt to troll #ed. This is his story. DOINK DOINK! (Note: shocklinks have been filtered out to prevent my ass from getting banned.)