User:Uíquia/UnNews:Man kills 9000 children in Brazilian school
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7 April 2011
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil -- On an average day, Wellington Menezes de Oliveira, went to his old school to make a surprise visit (and what a surprise). As he was with weapons, he thought, "I will shoot everyone!", and then he entered the school pretending to be a speaker, which would give a lecture on how to throw in people's heads. He entered the classroom, took out his gun and before I could do whatever the fuck the rushed, except for two girls and fags, who have been traumatized to see that gun, because the girls and the fags are too cowardly. Wellington had no doubt, did they eat a bullet and was then going to the third floor to kill more people, who only arrived a policeman who was told by a student (he was slow to believe as adults never believe in children, thinking it was imagination, but he believed when a student showed his wounds showed the shit he shat his pants in fear), and then he was at school to find a way. Wellington wanted to rape the dead bodies of the girls, but gave no time because the policial stopped him the Wellington and the policial became a hero.
Staff "Rio school shooting: former pupil Wellington Oliveira kills 12 children in gun rampage". Herald Sun, April 12, 2011
Marco Sibaja "2 detained in Rio in connection to school shooting". AP, April 9, 2011