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edit Yo Mama. . .
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
Yo Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter
Yo Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"
Yo Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.
Yo Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"
Yo Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower
Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number
Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors
Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide.
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl
Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction
Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs
Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs
Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions
Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner
Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her
Yo momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
Yo momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
Yo momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Yo momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
Yo momma's so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out
Yo momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!
Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away!
Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama's so ugly that yo daddy first met her at the pound!
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes!
Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck!
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise
I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs
Your momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking
Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht.
Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!!
Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her
Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.
Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade.
Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.
Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater
Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.
Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank!
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new