User:Twinkleblue43

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
	Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
	If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
	but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Hey, Uncyclopedia. I'm a noob with my "account" but I've been a reader and It hurts whenIP contributor. I'm very twinkle, I'm very blue, and I'm very, very, 43.

Anyway, here are my subpages.

what I wrote

where I mess around

where my boss thinks I'm working right now

where you can tell me junk that I don't care about (because I'm not Twitter)

where you can tell Uncyclopedia that you told me junk that I don't care about which they, in turn, will not care about

edit Hey, n00bs!

Your name is <insert name here>, just in case you didn't know, y'know, bein' a n00b and all.

edit Use ALL the userboxes!

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Twinkleblue43.

This user wants userbox featured.

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PIECE OF CRAP WARNING! This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.

Talk to me here, mofo!