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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Face-angel This user is an angel.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


This user is reading your thoughts!

Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

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ColombianFlag This user is Colombian
...and is smuggling cocaine!
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600px-Flag of Azerbaijan.svg This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll be fed
the pilaf of doom!

(List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)
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Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

UnNews Logo Potato This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
UnNews Logo Potato This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


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Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
BS This userpage is bullshit.

Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
sub subliminal!
Pegasus small This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small
Unicorn small This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable plastic. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and admits at the plastic.

Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
MEH This user redefines lazy.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.
NO This user doesn't care.

Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Jihad This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
bu-G User opposes the use of Bullet.
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