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This article is complete, irredeemable feng shui. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, and analyzes at the neckbeard. If you attempt to deliberate this, you will most riotously become Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will deliberate your feng shui.
I once ran halfway to the Wal-Mart a mile away from my house! But then I had a heart attack from the stress and had to ride the ambulance to the hospital! But once I told them I didn't have any insurance they dumped me out of the vehicle immediately, in front of Wal-Mart! This pleased me at first until I recalled that I was having a fatal heart attack. So, being in that predicament I pulled my Dagger Of Time only to realize that I had only one sand charge left! Boy was my face red! So I used the dagger but it malfunctioned! I was sent to a galaxy far, far away where I met up with some rebel scum who were defying the Frog Emperor and his Asthmatic partner Captain Black Mask! Needless to say I blew up the Large Circular Object Of Celestial Destruction but that bastard George Lukeas Skywalker took all the credit! He even claimed that Captain Black Mask was his father! What a liar! So I stormed off to my ship and drove to the planet of OhmygoditssofuckinghotImeanwhatthehelltwosuns? Where I prayed to Morgan Freeman to take me home. Morgan Freeman allowed this and I was sent back to my galaxy where I was of course still having a heart attack. I died in a ditch two minutes later.