User:Tulpan

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I have gotten so much from the Internet that I thought I should give something back to the Internet community. I haven't gone to school in the last ten years, so my english kind of sucks and I can't seem to remember anything I learned there. Therefore I dare not write anything on that other online encyclopedia. (They seem to be rather anal about facts and language.) And I'm really bad at drawing, so art is also out of the question. I could write comments on Cute Overload, but I don't like their strange obsession about kittens. (And anyone could write mindless gibberish like they do.)

So here I am. My contributions so far is this user page. Plus I stole a bunch of funny user boxes. Some day I will arrange them better. But I think of the current design as being in a high entropy state of order.


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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to wherever.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
sv-N This user is a native speaker of Swedish.
en-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
NO This user doesn't care.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
Evilbug-lalalalala42 This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
{{{1}}} This user has written {{{1}}} articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Pegasus small This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small


Unicorn small This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus. No pegasus small


MEH This user redefines lazy.
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