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Martyn 'Trz' Trztram (born 4 July 1976) is an alcoholic waster and part-time perfectionist.
edit Early life
Born into the Winter of Discontent on the Smackworth estate, East Midlands, Trz spent his early life sustaining serious head injuries and pursuing pastimes that could possibly lead to the ultimate egg on his head.
Has done fuck all. Would kinda like to but is turning out to be a lazy wastrel.