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Academic Bowl ( Scholar bowl, Quiz bowl, Greek: ακαδημαϊκός μπόλ , French: valet - tourné le temps, Japanese: 万力 - オフ 暦年, Latin: Scholasticus Scaphium, Pig Latin: Asterbationmay Imetay) is the pennacle of interscholastic cometion at the high school and colleage level. It involves asking two equally pompous teams questions pulled out of the organizers's butt. These questions are stumbled over and butchered for four quarters or thirty minutes by readers who can't even pronounce the simplist of words like sphinomyelins or cat. This normaly leads to snickering among the self-righteous dicks that are competing. Absolutely nobody watches rounds except couches because then they would realise how inferior they are and go kill themselves. There are four people on each team and sometimes alternate, also known as the dumb kids.

“Academic and aristocratic people live in such an uncommon atmosphere that common sense can rarely reach them. ”
~ Samuel Butler .

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