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Here I post any random jokes I think are funny enough to be posted in the Internet. I will try to expand it as much as possible although any edits that help the article are more than welcome.
edit Funny Country Song Titles
- Get Your Biscuits In the Oven and Your Buns In Bed
- I Licked Her and She Kicked My Butt
- If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
- I'm the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
- I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
- 1. Lock the door and hope they don't have pants.
- 2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
- 3. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
- 4. You came in those pants? You are braver than I thought.
- 5. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
- 6. The blast came from those pants. That thing is operational!
- 7. Maybe you'd like it back in my pants, your highness.
- 8. This pants may not look like much, kid, but they got it were it counts.
- 9. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
- 10. These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
edit Jokes With Facts In Them
- Some studies revealed that on average a man cries once a month. Gee, we wonder what time of the month that would be....
- By the end of the day, 107 incorrect medical procedures will have been made. Guess where? I'll give you a hint, Bush hasn't done much good with his hospitals, and no it's not Iraq.
- According to a report, half the men raised in farms have had sexual encounters with animals. Apparently farm folks have bad luck with the ladies.
- Researchers found 50% more fecal contamination in kitchen sinks than in toilet sits, and 75% more in kitchen counters. Guess the couple couldn't wait till they got upstairs to the bedroom.