User:TrogdorTSL/Reese's Puffs

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The horrible beasts while they're still on their shelves.

“There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's...unless you're trying to have them for breakfast or something, I mean that's just crazy.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Reese's Puffs

Reese's Puffs Cereal has become a serious problem. What started as a simple breakfast cereal soon became a worldwide phenomenon. It has thoroughly bamboozled even the most brilliant minds, such as Steven Hawking. Just how can we have Reese's for breakfast?

Early Years

Reese's Puffs started as an independent experiment in southern Nebraska with little federal funding whatsoever. It was known as "Project Alpha Delta Risi."

There were many scientists involved, a few of which are listed here:

The Birth of a Legend

As the project grew, it was taken over by General Mills and Hershey Foods Corp., two very powerful companies in the scientific community. Unfortunately, they use the power of science for evil. They injected a new chemical that's a mixture of nicotine, morphine, and sugar. Not to mention Peanut Butter and Chocolate, which are all-together addictive on their own.

So the question still remains: How can we have Reese's for breakfast?

How not to have Reese's for Breakfast


Toasted Reese's

Althought scientists haven't quite figured out how we can have Reese's for breakfast, they have found several ways that you definitely cannot eat Reese's, one of which is pictured on the left.

So far they have discovered, documented, and recorded 5,726 different ways that you cannot eat reeses for breakfast. Most of them were deemed impossible because they either broke the laws of physics, and were promptly arrested by The Physics Police(TPP).

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