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[[Beginner's Guide|<span style="color:#FF0000">'''Happy Meal'''</span>]] '''&middot;''' [[Help:Contents|<span style="color:#FF0000">'''The Big Mac'''</span>]] '''&middot;''' [[Uncyclopedia:Style Guide|<span style="color:#FF0000">'''I Lovin' It'''</span>]] '''&middot;''' [[Uncyclopedia:FAQ|<span style="color:#FF0000">'''Nutrition Facts'''</span>]] '''&middot;''' [[Help:Contents|<span style="color:#FF0000">'''Order'''</span>]] '''&middot;''' [[Uncyclopedia:Donations|<span style="color:#FF0000">'''Dollar Meal'''</span>]]
 
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[[Uncyclopedia:Browse|<span style="color:#FF0000">'''Value Meals'''</span>]] '''&middot;''' [[Uncyclopedia:Best of|<span style="color:#FF0000">'''Edible Ingrediants'''</span>]] '''&middot;''' [[Special:Allpages|<span style="color:#FF0000">'''Menu'''</span>]]
 
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<font color=white>The '''[[McDonald's|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Mc</span><span style="color:#FFFFFF">Donald's]]''' is an international [[temple|<span style="color:#FFFF00">temple</span>]]-chain where [[Worship|<span style="color:#FFFF00">worshippers</span>]] put [[sandwich|<span style="color:#FFFF00">sandwiches</span>]] made of "[[meat|<span style="color:#FFFF00">meat</span>]]" and "[[bread|<span style="color:#FFFF00">bread</span>]]" to the [[altar|<span style="color:#FFFF00">altar</span>]] and let the [[robe|<span style="color:#FFFF00">robed</span>]] [[priest|<span style="color:#FFFF00">priests</span>]] disassemble these [[food|<span style="color:#FFFF00">foods</span>]] and put each food components into a [[refridgerator|<span style="color:#FFFF00">refrigerator</span>]]. Only by making foods return to their original status, can they please [[Ronald McDonald|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Ronald McDonald</span>]], the [[God|<span style="color:#FFFF00">God</span>]] who created the franchise.
 
 
McDonalds is also the name for a terrorist organisation whose purpose is to ruthlessly slaughter young [[children|<span style="color:#FFFF00">children</span>]] by feeding them [[poison|<span style="color:#FFFF00">McPoison</span>]].
 
 
A little known mom and pop's in western [[Indiana|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Indiana</span>]] , McDonald's is hailed the world around for its heart-friendly diet and secret "meat" in its [[chicken|<span style="color:#FFFF00">chicken nuggets</span>]] <small> (coincidentally, which a North Korean once told me tasted suspiciously similar to [[German|<span style="color:#FFFF00">German Shepherd</span>]]) </small>. The most common given name among the employees is Topeka and Pippi. Another strange coincidence is the McDonalds locations with petting zoos as play areas, which has [[animals|<span style="color:#FFFF00">animals</span>]] constantly rotated. '''[[McDonald's|<span style="color:#FFFF00">supersize...</span>]]'''
 
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'''[[Uncyclopedia:Best of|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Mc</span><span style="color:#FFFFFF">Archive</span>]]''' &ndash; '''[[Uncyclopedia:VFH|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Vote</span> <span style="color:#FFFFFF">for featured</span> <span style="color:#FFFF00">Mc</span><span style="color:#FFFFFF">Articles</span>]]'''
 
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*...that [[Ronald McDonald|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Ronald McDonald</span>]] is watching you?
 
*...that [[Ronald McDonald|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Ronald McDonald</span>]] has more power than Oprah?
 
*...that [[User:Gwax|<span style="color:#FFFF00">'''McGwax'''</span>]] likes McDonald's?
 
*...that [[George Dubya Bush|<span style="color:#FFFF00">George Bush</span>]] has connections with the McDonald Empire?
 
*...that [[your mom|<span style="color:#FFFF00">your mom</span>]] is doing Ronald McDonald right this minute?
 
*...that [[Obesity|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Al Roker</span>]] consumes Value Meals every hour, on the hour?
 
*...that [[Obesity|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Al Roker</span>]] shits said Value Meals every hour, on the hour?
 
*...that even [[Jesus|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Jesus</span>]] can't resist the occasional [[Jesus|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Happy Meal</span>]]?
 
*...that I'm going to [[Hell|<span style="color:#FFFF00">McHell</span>]] for saying that?</font>
 
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*<font color=yellow>'''Pickle shortage at McDonald's restaurants'''</font><font color=white>, resulting in a total of fifteen order screw-ups.
 
*[[UnNews:Ronald McDonald arrested for selling dope to kids|<span style="color:#FFFF00">'''Ronald McDonald arrested for selling dope to kids'''</span>]]<font color=white>, McDonald says that he would do it again.
 
*<font color=yellow>'''Ronald McDonald's ''Activation Station'' found to contain subliminal messaging.'''</font> <font color=white>Subliminal messages include "Eat my s</font><font color=black>{{C|hi}}</font><font color=white>t" and "Suck my Mc</font><font color=black>{{C|Cock.}}</font>
 
*[[George W. Bush|<span style="color:#FFFF00">'''George W. Bush'''</span>]] <font color=yellow>'''chokes on his Happy Meal toy.'''</font> <font color=white>The president will be spending the next couple of days in intensive care.</font>
 
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<font color=yellow>'''Mc'''</font><font color=white>'''{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}}''' '''{{CURRENTDAY}}:''' '''National Bow Down to Ronald</font> <font color=yellow>Mc</font><font color=white>Donald Day'''</font>
 
*'''[[1939|<span style="color:#FFFF00">1939:</span>]]''' <font color=white>Ronald McHitler begins world conquest.
 
*'''[[1942|<span style="color:#FFFF00">1942:</span>]]''' <font color=white>The McEmpire develops the potent and highly addictive sweet and sour sauce with its original name, "Soße, die sowohl Süße als auch Säure ist und die Erde versklaven wird".
 
*'''[[1943|<span style="color:#FFFF00">1943:</span>]]''' <font color=white>World gains 28lbs as a result of too many McNuggets dipped in the sweet and sour sauce.
 
*'''[[1945|<span style="color:#FFFF00">1945:</span>]]''' <font color=white>McLard® is added to the menu. Millions gorge.
 
*'''[[1948|<span style="color:#FFFF00">1948:</span>]]''' <font color=white>Ronald McDonald enslaves the western hemisphere.
 
*'''[[1968|<span style="color:#FFFF00">1968:</span>]]''' <font color=white>The Big Mac is introduced. Eastern hemisphere submits.
 
*'''[[2005|<span style="color:#FFFF00">2005:</span>]]''' <font color=white>The [[Bush Administration|<span style="color:#FFFFFF">Bush Administration</span>]] launches attack on the McEmpire.
 
*'''[[2005|<span style="color:#FFFF00">2005:</span>]]''' <font color=white>George Bush enters local McDonald's establishment with the intent of purchasing one [[Happy meal|<span style="color:#FFFFFF">Happy Meal</span>]].
 
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<p><font color=yellow>'''Mc'''</font><font color=white>'''Donalds shows the public how its sandwiches look much better in real life than on T.V.'''</font></p>
 
<small><font color=white>'''Image'''</font> <font color=yellow>'''Mc'''</font><font color=white>'''Credit:'''</font> [[User:Loke|<span style="color:#FFFF00">Loke</span>]]</small><br>
 
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