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Heh.. I do enjoy Boobs.. and Remote controlling them is even better. Bouncing boobs 288x192

Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable ninja. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and backs up at the ninja.

Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Bjorkbeams This user has eye beams.
DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.

and I understand those two above me.

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Pi3.14 This user loves pi
JapaneseToiletBidet This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
Oops no web copy This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)
Tursiops truncatus head Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
No hammer and sickle This user is an

... and is unabashedly American!

Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.

MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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