User:Treybo2

Hey. It is me.

Heh.. I do enjoy Boobs.. and Remote controlling them is even better.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is a complete, irredeemable imitation fake vomit. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and deliberates at the imitation fake vomit.

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This user has eye beams.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

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GOY	This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Jackie Mason shows up.

and I understand those two above me.

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This user loves pi

This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

THIS IS SPARTA!

This user does not know how to shot web. Please help by teaching them. (List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is an Anti-Communist, ... and is unabashedly American!

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.

No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama. <-- See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!! Now go away.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

9/21	This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.