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This is my old userpage, dating from a few years back. It's a horrible, embarrassing mess, and it serves as a reminder of just how far someone can take their userpage and run it into the ground. Good thing I came to my senses before the page reached critical mass.


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The one and only....Trar!

(even on Uncyclopedia my Internet alias still dazzles all)


Hold on!
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Okay, now on with the userpage....



Corvette This user smells funny

...and has been awarded been given got a new car smell-scented air freshener.





Caternest You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.


CoWBAEell2 THIS USER DOES NOT NEED MORE COWBELL!

STOP STOP STOP NOW!


Grogmachine THIS USER NEEDS MORE GROG!

GO GO GO NOW!




News-hindie If you are offended by this article, consider reading something else instead!




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Member of the Order
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For those who are easily amused, Uncyclopedia has a totally unrelated article about: Drawing


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Did you know...
...that Trar is not addicted to Cowbell anymore????


“Since Trar forgot to put up that warning poster, I will:”
~ Oscar Wilde
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“Oooh...shiny colors and flashy pictures......”
~ You on Trar's Userpage


“Seriously, what is that kid ON!?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Trar


“Huh?”
~ Trar on Euroipods


I grant Benson a full apology. However, I still don't like him. I am a strong Anti-Bensonite now. Watch out, Benson!”
~ Trar on Benson


“What?”
~ Master Chief Petty Officer SPARTAN-117 on being quoted


“Trar, may the QuickVFD be with you.”
~ Braydie on vanity articles and malicious user page edits


“Is time travel possible?”
~ Oscar Wilde on time travel


“No.”
~ God on Oscar Wilde's statement above


“Trar has glasses.”
~ Captain Obvious on Trar


“DUH!!! I HATE YOU, JUST LIKE OSCAR WILDE!!!!”
~ Trar on Captain Obvious


“Oh, what a coincidence!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Trar hating Captain Obvious


“IT'S NO COINCIDENCE!”
~ Trar on Oscar's statement above


“He is very angry at me!”
~ Captain Obvious on the debate above


“DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
~ Trar on the statement above


“Heil!”
~ Trar on his parents


“Shit!”
~ Trar on The Thought Police coming to arrest him, since they think he is CRIMETHINK


“He is most definitely CRIMETHINK. He is our greatest enemy, and must be vanquished!”
~ Big Brother on Trar


“I AM NOT CRIMETHINK!”
~ Trar on CRIMETHINK


“Fuck you!”
~ Trar on Big Brother


“Totemize him!”
~ The Inquisition on Trar


“I think that's enough quotes now.”
~ Famine on Trar's quotes


trar
What Trar Looks Like: Gslayer
Real Name: Call me whatever you like.
Age: Cheese.
Gender: MALE, BITCH!
Member since: 17:56, 26 December 2006 (we're not really sure though)
Weight/Mass: It's embarassing!
Occupation: Slave
Status: Dead
Favourite Article: No favorite have I. Okay, I admit, Nihilism is pretty close.
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: None.
Weapon of Choice: Depending on the situation, it would have to be either a bad-ass quarter gun, a toy ray gun, or a battle rifle.
Insult Swordfighting Level: Huh? What's insult swordfighting???????
Favorite Game: Zork Crackdown Grueslayer Kingdom of Loathing!
How Cool Is Trar?: Infinitely cooler than <insert name here>.
Infobox ripped off legally taken from AAA! This message added by AAA himself.


Award CONGRATULATIONS!
If you made it through all those templates and quotes, you're a trooper.


Welcome to Trar's Userpage!

I was M0000ARG11S, and not proud of it.


I have joined the The Grue Army, and you may now refer to me as

Grue JammySir(Braydie said i'm not a sir) Trar, Soldier of The Grue Army, Red SquadronGrue Jammy

Join today!


Oh yeah, I also play Kingdom of Loathing now. If you want to find me, my ID number is #1334618, I am a Turtle Tamer under the name Trar(that's my Internet alias), and no, i'm not selling you my fuckin' awesome custom outfit.

Curious about my custom outfit? If you want to see it THAT BAD, register a profile on KoL and try to find a player whose ID is #1334618 and whose username is Trar. That's me, and my custom outfit is listed on my profile page. Trust me, it's awesome! Don't worry, KoL is set up so you can't spend a huge amount of time on it(unless you're careful), and if you don't like it, your profile is deleted if it's inactive for 60 days.

AND NO, I AN NOT ADVERTISING THE KINGDOM OF LOATHING, OR MY PROFILE ON KoL, THIS IS ONLY FOR IF ANYONE WANTS TO CONNECT WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^Whoo! There! I hope you got the message!^^^^


I can even be found on Xbox Live. My Gamertag is, you guessed it, Trar!(oh i am so overreactive, aren't i?)


I've discovered IRC, and its wonderful magic abilities. Funny things can happen there, as seen in the following transcripts:

<UNKNOWNFILE> Carps <Trar> Are fish, and when hickory-smoked, taste good.


Every day, at least one person will be killed. Today a person has died by way of being killed by your own Green Shell.


Currently working on Game:Grueslayer and would appreciate volunteers. Game:Grueslayer is found at the ending of The Abyss.

Try this if you can't beat The Abyss by yourself.

YES, I DID CREATE IT MYSELF!


Deadbarney3

Barney is the source of children's television EVIL!!!! HE MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!


edit The Story Of How Trar Came To Be!

Trar "He Doesn't Have A Last Name" Sr. (or Jr., his birth files are actually hentai crap) was born on a 'whim', as most overused, cliched Uncyclopedia celebrities would say. His early childsh00d is blurry, so we'll skip that. (he probably was in planning.......muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
250px-Chandeleur L5 Oct2004Sep2005

Trar's former home before and after Hurrikane Katrina.


Trar once went to the beach, and after a severe sunburn, got BLOBS OF SALINE ALL OVER HIM! EWWWWW! (true story) (dear god kill me now, that was a link to a WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE!)


Trar eventually found a Sega Genesis in a dumpster and contracted Ebola. The Ebola part is pointless, so Chuck Norris cured him. However, the Genesis changed his life.....


By introducing him to video games!

Also, Trar admits this biography sucks ass.



INTERMISSION-THIS ARTICLE IS BORING!
Newton-silly-eyes

Typical Scientist explaining Newton's Laws of Gravity..

Newtonian physics was invented by Sir Isaac Newton (who later referred to himself as "I suck" Newton). His parents were hippies and thought that it would be "cool" to spell his name with two a's. In a backlash against his parents laid back 'things just happen man, go with the flow' attitude, Newton invented physics. He used something called force (which his parents were against, because everything should be free man) and action (not as in 'sex' action, which his parents were all for man) to explain the fundamentals of how things work in the universe. This seriously pissed off hippies everywhere because all of a sudden life wasn't about freedom or free love, it was about all the things the hippies were rebelling against - stuff forcing other stuff to do stuff, total bummer man.

Newton invented three laws that essentially explained how things move (because they are forced). His most famous law says that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This definitely explains why people stopped having sex after physics was invented. It used to be: to every action there is an equal and opposite action that is the same. For example every man that wanted sex (action) there was an equal and opposite man (woman) that wanted the same thing. However thanks to Newton's most famous law, the situation is now: for every man that wants sex (action) there is an equal and opposite man (woman) that doesn't want sex (unless force is applied).

edit Introduction

Newtonian mechanics is the original version of physics, however it now comes in 12 varieties of cheese flavours. Sir Isaac Newton noticed people were being killed by apples which were falling in every direction, so he invented gravity to combat this deadly tree. After the invention of gravity apples now fall down, which still saves lives today. The only drawback of Newton's invention of gravity is falling anvils. Soon, Issac made a book that held the recipies for the 12 cheeses.


He also invented three laws that describe forces and motion in ways that disagree with hippies.

While Newton chose to present his work on physics in classical interpretive dance for acceptance, much of the work students are exposed to now-a-days is based on the calculus of infinitesimals. Infinitesimals are really fricken small, like infinity but opposite. Like virus particles they infect the brains of students and kill their love of mathematics - A love everyone is born with.

edit Background: Calculus

Newtown used calculus of infinitesimals (invented by some French guy who Newton killed in a bar fight) to express his invention of gravity and Newton's three laws. More specifically he employed Really Hard Calculus, however the basics of Hand Waving Calculus can be used to obtain a pass for most students.

Recipie:

1. Take x_{i} where i ranges over all possible values.

2. Infintesimalise x_{i}, that is, dice very finely with a sharp knife. It should be done such that x_{i} is of no finite size.

3. Take one \sum and mix with the infintesimalised x_{i}'s.

4. Leave for 5 minutes or until the sum \sum x_{i} becomes the integral \int{x_{i}}.

5. Apply to Physics, Mathematics, Chemistry and Gardening as required.

Students should be sure that they can master infintesimals before moving onto Newtonian Physics, it is not an easy journey. Zeno likens it to walking between two objects: First walk half way, then walk half way of the remaining distance. Repeat infinitely many times. If you are a mathematician you will go insane, if you are a true physicist you will get half way and say "close enough". Survivors of this test are physicists and are ready to study the art form of fudging, otherwise known as 'approximation' or physics.

edit Newton's Three Laws

Newton invented the three laws of motion to describe how bodies interact in a very dry and unsexual style. Physicists come to really appreciate Newton's law of motion once their sex drive dries up and they stop dreaming about bodies interacting in a free love kind of way.

edit Newton's First Law of Motion:

Every object of desire in a state of uniform attractiveness tends to remain in that state of unattainability until an external force is applied to it. This can include, but is not limited to: Becoming rich, getting a face lift or becoming a backstreet boy.

This was totally ripped off from Galileo's concept of unattainability, and this is often referred to as the "Law of you only attract people from the same attractiveness scale unless force is applied".

Any object that comes in contact with Noel Coward continues to move, forever.

edit Newton's Second Law of Motion:

The relationship between an object's mass m, its attractiveness a, and the force that is needed to be applied in order to score with them, F is F = ma. Attractiveness and force can change over time and influence each other, mass however can only be changed by eating right and may not influence attractiveness or force, in cases like that, mass is viewed as a constant or having a 'dog head'.

This is the most powerful of Newton's three Laws, because it allows people to understand if they are ever going to get it on with someone hot (without the influence of drugs and free love now that the 70s are over).

Before the 70s it was visual attractiveness, v and not attractiveness that determined who was getting laid. Aristotle was always getting into visually attractive people for a bit of action, without considering the role of frictional forces (like being a dickhead). Thanks to Newton, personality counts. This has helped many scientists get laid.

The relationship between a roundhouse kick and an object correspond with the will of Noel Coward

Recent researches have lead to a new formulae which has its importance in modern physics and eventually, adds a whole new set of actions in Newtonian Physics. Here you go: F = pie.a This formulae states that for a force applied on a student, a F = pie.a must be considered where pie is the constant for homeworks to be done and a the value of the quantity of homework given. This formulae is actually very well known in some part of the world where science and physics are revolutioning lives of some dozen students of the HSE level.

edit Newton's Third Law of Motion:

There is no force equal to a Noel Coward roundhouse kick.

This law is exemplified by what happens if you crack onto (action) a hot person before considering the ugly friend. You get left with the ugly friend and before you know it you are left face down in a gimp outfit screaming you're sorry for all the guys/ gals that didn't take them to the school dance (opposite reaction to what you wanted).

edit Newton's Law of Gravity

What goes up must come down.

Put simply, the forumla and equation for this is

\int_S T_i^{(n)}dS + \int_V F_i dV = \int_V \rho \frac{d v_i}{dt} \, dV

By definition the stress vector of gravity is \ T_i^{(n)} =\sigma_{ij}n_j, then

\int_S \sigma_{ij}n_j \, dS + \int_V F_i \, dV = \int_V \rho \frac{d v_i}{dt} \, dV

Using the Divergence theorem to convert a surface integral to a volume integral gives to downward force of mass.

\int_V  \sigma_{ij,j} \, dV + \int_V F_i \, dV = \int_V \rho \frac{d v_i}{dt} \, dV

For an arbitrary volume the integrand itself must be zero, and we have the momentum equation.

 \sigma_{ij,j} + F_i =  \rho \frac{d v_i}{dt}

If a system is in equilibrium, the change in momentum with respect to time is equal to 0, as there is no acceleration or loss of mass.

\sum{\mathbf{F}} = {\mathrm{d}\mathbf{P} \over \mathrm{d}t}=\ M\mathbf{a}_{cm}= 0

This is further explained in the Isaac Newton page of uncyclopedia.

edit Corrections to Newtonian Mechanics

Newton's theory of motion still couldn't explain the motion of really, really small objects (like if there is a guy with a small penis, his father must have had a small penis and somehow got laid? How did that happen?). Physicists discovered that this all has to do with taste, and so Quantum Cheddardynamics was invented to describe the behavior of really, really small things. Quantum Cheddardynamics is the physical theory describing the fundamental flavours and methods via which The 12 Fundamental Cheeses and 3 Noble Cheeses interact with and manipulate upon the universe (taken from Quantum Cheddardynamics). As the saying goes: "It's not how big it is, but how you taste it".

In fact

F_{really\ small\ object}= m_{fundamental cheese} x \hbar x t

where \hbar is Plank's Constant: the amount of cheese one can balance on a plank of wood before the plank begins to taste really good, and t = taste.

As objects get smaller and smaller, interactions are no longer influenced by attractiveness or mass, but by taste and the mass of the fundamental cheese the object consists of. This explains how slugs get it on, because they are Ug-Leeeeeeeeeeee! They are however made completely of Brie which is really, really tasty.

edit Einstein's Corrections

Einstein came up with the formula:

E = \hbar\nu

to correct Newtonian Physics. This was a major breakthrough which explained the 'sleaze anomaly'. The sleaze anomaly was not supported by Newtonian physics, as a sleaze has nothing to offer anyone, and their persistence in trying to score is downright annoying. Einstein's formula says the energy, E, one must input in order to score is directly proportional to the frequency \nu of attempts. This is why sleazes get action despite Newton's third law.

Note of course, that this is for Quantum objects (small willies ladies!!!) so never ever go with a sleaze no matter how long it's been!

edit Laws of Graduation

Newton is also famous for his three laws of graduation.

  1. A grad student in procrastination tends to stay in procrastination unless an external force is applied to it.[1]
  2. The age, 'a', of a doctoral process is directly proportional to the flexibility, 'f', given by the adviser and inversely proportional to the student's motivation, 'm'. [2]
  3. For every action towards graduation there is an equal and opposite distraction. [3]

edit See also

Thus Trar is an expert THIS HAS BEEN CENSORED, B1TCH!!!!!!!!! HAVE A F*****G F1ELD DAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but we don't know how.

THEN Trar stumbled upon The Internet, then Wikipedia, then Uncyclopedia, then M0000ARG11S, and now Trar!

Trar is currently wanted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (the FBI) and the Police for illegal use of Userboxes.

And for his illegally owned pet Grue. If you see him, contact the cops IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or the Queen Of Hearts. Or this guy, whichever comes first.

The following is a message from the local hippie group: We must save the Maine page!


Recently, Trar has broken his addiction to Cowbell.


edit Trar's Creations

(featued articles are in italics)

edit What Trar Likes

  • Reading Wikipedia (when I feel like doing research)
  • Video games
  • Lucky Charms!
  • Mexican food
  • Custard
  • Censors

edit What Trar Dislikes

Down with 1337

I ain't kidding about the 1337.


edit Happy Chairman Award


Recently, Trar has been giving this award out to users who contribute content that Trar finds funny.

Or just because Trar likes the recipent user.

edit My Userboxes

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